Ninoy Aquino deserves to have a tent set up in his face

C’mon. You gotta admit, that was funny. This was probably the most ideal spot to set up this tent. Rapplerette Lian Buan “reports”, “The main stage of the Tarlac City Plazuela for the Uniteam event fronts the monument of the late Senator Ninoy Aquino, but he has been covered by a tent so that he is not seen from the stage.”

Understandably, Yellowtards are up in arms making this the subject of their latest outrage fad. The nerve, after all, right? Ninoy Aquino is a “national hero” and deserves respect. Indeed, Yellowtards believe that Ninoy is so entitled to respect that they’ve put up hundreds of statues of him all over the Philippines to ensure that Filipinos do not forget that “fact”.

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The glorious depictions of Ninoy Aquino in statues that adorn many locations in the Philippines did nothing to stem the decline of his place in history.

But what exactly did Ninoy Aquino do to earn him the distinction of being regarded a statue-grade “national hero”? Well, we are constantly told that he died. On that tarmac. In 1983. And that from then on, a “movement” was launched. According to the Yellowtards, dying “for country” is a special skill only people from their camp posses. Never mind that thousands of Filipino soldiers did the same fighting the Yellowtards’ terrorist New People’s Army comrades. No, Ninoy Aquino is the Filipino hero because he “died for the Filipino”.

Well, here is one of Ninoy’s statues today with a tent set up in his face. Thanks for dying for us, dude. By the way, this tent is best set up right here. Thank you, Mr. Aquino.

30 Replies to “Ninoy Aquino deserves to have a tent set up in his face”

    1. The fillipolippi were a race of imaginary pacific people who reside solely in ninoy’s mind.
      They were worth dying for.

  1. Oh, well. As long as that statue remains in good condition and it should be fine. The minor complaint about Ninoy Aquino’s face being covered by a tent is just..meh. It would be a REAL issue if they vandalized the statue, whatever represents that statue, good or bad, it’s still a historical statue. I think there should be a signage that prohibits building anything or covering something on the statue. This news ain’t worth even tackling.

  2. Ninoy’s statue deserves more than a tent in the face.
    A dynamite blast, same as the defacement they did to the giant bust of ferdinand marcos, would be more appropriate.

    1. If rumors spread that yellowish-gold nuggets are hidden in the anus if each Ninoy statue, then not much will be left of the fake hero by the end of the month.

      Once BBM takes the throne, a special operation will likely take place to de-Ninofy the entire country from north to south in the name of national unity, beginning with the cleansing of the main international gateway of that jinx politically divisive label.

      1. “Once BBM takes the throne, a special operation will likely take place to de-Ninofy the entire country from north to south in the name of national unity, beginning with the cleansing of the main international gateway of that jinx politically divisive label.”
        ==========
        Wow, BBM has no idea that there are some people out there who has a sinister idea to sabotage his mission to unite the country. Very, very sad. 😩

        1. Yeah, like why? Destroying Ninoy’s statues won’t change anything. It should be left alone as a reminder of rise and fall of the Aquinos.

      2. “Once BBM takes the throne, a special operation will likely take place to de-Ninofy the entire country from north to south in the name of national unity…”
        ==========
        Really? Once BBM becomes president he will offend half of the country to ‘unify’ it? I mean, if you are a BBM fan I don’t think you are doing him a service; I don’t think you are a genuine follower of BBM.

        While BBM exudes confidence, you ooze with aversion and hatred. Not a good match. 😶

  3. But thats just it.
    Ninoy was a fabricated fake hero press release whore.
    There are no gold bars up his ass.
    Marcos, on the other hand, legends abound around his name.
    Up to this day, people still search for the fabled marcos gold.

    1. Really? You’re talking and comparing dead people now? I thought you hate fake news? Wow, Megs, the deterioration is accelerating! 😄

  4. Only dead people have statues, so yea. I guess we’re talking dead people here.
    And no deader people than ninoy aquino has a statue been more undeserved.

  5. Well benign0 deserves to have a gigantic pulsating cock on his face. For writing this crap clown show website GRP where all the dumbass sheep congregate.

    1. But you asked for it..in your own, might i add, rather colorful words, a “gigantic pulsating cock” on the benign one’s face..
      You will suck it, of course.

  6. when a person uses the adjectives “gigantic” and “pulsating” together in the same sentence, to decribe or refer to a cock, an impartial observer would most usually conclude that that person or faggot would most probably want to suck it.

    1. @megget
      LOL! Projecting much eh megget? So far it’s you been orally giving that clown benigno fellatio. You might as go all out.

      It’s 2022 it’s ok to be gay megget. You and Benigno should get married in Australia. And gtfo from the Philippines.

      1. The question is simple..if the benign one had a gigantic cock on his face, will you suck it ?
        My guess is that you will..although it would be totally alright for you to pass on the cock..you can always say no to the face-cock, its not really mandatory to suck it..

        So, will you suck it?

        1. @megget
          You are the only one who is thinking about sucking cock.

          Benigno deserves many dicks in the face because of this clown show grp website that spreads fake news.

          Why don’t you and benigno bukake each other and get it over with

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