Lance Armstrong Has Some Noynoy In Him

Green Arrow Talks About Cheap Punks

“Oh boy! Now I’ve heard it all… Because Soames muscled his way into authority, he’s a good guy, huh? Pal, Hitler was the “boss” of Germany, remember? And there was Genghis Khan, Nero… Throughout history, cheap punks have made themselves leaders! Regardless of their titles, they were still cheap punks!”— Green Arrow, Green Arrow / Green Lantern #77

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Lance Armstrong built this previously impenetrable wall around himself which stymied any attempt to burst his bubble. He was after all a cancer survivor and raised millions for this worthy cause. This guy would tell anybody who would listen that he never cheated on his chosen sport. He made millions in endorsements and was loved by millions, even Sheryl Crow. His philanthropic work afforded him a legion of defenders. The sentiment more or less being “Don’t pick on Lance, he has helped so many with cancer fund raising.” Make a long story short, Lance wanted everybody to believe for years that he was consistently winning in a sport fairly even though his competitors were all cheating. On that premise alone he looked like a fool. Still, the world in general does not really care about competitive cycling. Not the way they care about World Cup or Formula One racing. Many people can not name annual cycling events beyond the Tour De France.

Let’s say for argument’s sake that Armstrong’s cheating is justified if you consider the boost cancer research got. What many people do not take into account including myself before this week was Armstrong’s blatant abuse of his stature to get what he wants and to squash his rivals in very petty yet very significant life altering ways.  All because they dared poke holes in the Lance Empire.  People who poked  holes by way of telling the truth.

Incidents as listed by Dan Wetzel in his opinion piece Lance Armstrong’s doping admission: Questions Oprah should have asked  include:

1) Frankie & Betsy Andreu. Frankie was a teammate of Armstrong and Betsy is Frankie’s wife. Betsy swore under oath that in 1996 Armstrong admitted to a doctor that he used drugs not approved by the governing body of his sport. Armstrong responded by calling the couple “vindictive, bitter, vengeful and jealous.” . Betsy also stated that she was left a voicemail by one of Armstrong’s entourage expressing a wish of permanent bodily harm.

2) Emma O’Reilly was hired by Armstrong’s cycling team to massage it’s members after events. She previously told investigators what she knew about drug use among the team and for her efforts was slandered by the powerful Armstrong. Lance took advantage of his expensive lawyers to sue her (it would have cost    Ms. O’Reilly many times her annual salary to muster any kind of  defense)  as well as spread stories that she was an alcoholic professional sex provider.

3) Armstrong cut off the earning power of his predecessor Greg Lemond. Another American who won the Tour De France several times. He did it by again throwing his weight around and throwing mud at Lemond’s reputation. When you are making a career as a spokesperson reputation is everything. Lemond’s crime? He once asked the following hypothetical question: “If Lance’s story (surviving cancer and still winning races) is true, it’s the greatest comeback in the history of sport. If it’s not, it’s the greatest fraud.” He did not even make an accusation but gave an either/or scenario.

Armstrong did not take his tale of “contrition and revelation” to the New York Times, 60 Minutes, ESPN, Sports Illustrated or any other host of investigative journalists. He took it to Oprah. Sorry Oprah fans but I was never one of you. As Wetzel says in his piece, he wished that Oprah would ask Lance ” Why are you doing this with me, Oprah Winfrey? I’m not known for my cycling knowledge or for pointed follow-up questions or my investigative journalistic skills. In fact, it’s the opposite. “. You may hear Dan Wetzel himself voice these concerns on the SVP & Russillo podcast dated Jan 15 2013. Guaranteed you will get a different perspective than what Oprah’s audience got.

I can see some parallels to everybody’s favorite yellow president. Armstrong got to where he is by competing . He was already very good in cycling but it seems like he was even better at cheating in cycling. Among a sport known for cheating, he cheated the best. His appeal was further boosted by a chance timing. He was able to survive cancer and then resume winning at cycling. Noynoy Aquino on the other hand was boosted to where he is because of chance timing of his mom’s death.

A true sign of one’s strength is how good they feel about themselves. People like this know where their strength comes from and are not threatened by others opinions. Of course this only works if the person is truly self-made and has a solid foundation propping them up. Armstrong’s career as a cyclist and personality was a house of cards made possible by illegal drugs. Anybody that threatened to expose him, he dealt with. Since he is the one with the power, fame and wealth he won until now. For someone who has a public image of helping a lot of people he sure allegedly comes across as a cheap punk.

Actual  Campaign material of Noynoy


Noynoy Aquino does not even have a history of winning to back him up. Take away his last name and what do you have? He won the election in 2010 and that is a fact. What I will suggest is that Noynoy did not win the election out of respect but he won it out of pity.  Nobody marvelled at Noynoy’s body of work. The nation was grieving his mother. He played the Mommy card for all it was worth. In this country that was good enough to get more votes than anybody else. Once in power just like Lance Armstrong declared people as ” vindictive, bitter, vengeful, prostitutes and jealous”.  Noynoy believed he had the gift to declare the outcome of guilt and innocence before the conclusion of any due process. He flexed his power since he is the big fish and thereby removing any sort of objectivity from the system. As shown with  Grace Padaca   , Renato Corona  , Rico Puno  , Gloria Arroyo  and others. He wants us to believe that their guilt or innocence in relation to their political opposition/ political alignment to him is merely a coincidence. Lance Armstrong wanted us to believe in a dirty sport he beat everybody by staying clean. Is it just me or did both resort to bullying to keep their weak foundations built on by chance from collapsing?

There is a notion that power does not cause corruption but reveals it. Lance Armstrong and Noynoy Aquino. Two prominent men that both acquired immense power through serendipity. Based on what they both did with that immense power, the similarities do not stop there.

9 Replies to “Lance Armstrong Has Some Noynoy In Him”

  1. The US have oprah for public rehabilitation ( i note lance armstrong had 4 of his lawyers in attendance). He adds insult to injury by such a blatant attempt to cling on to fame and particularly money.

    Maybe pinocchio-noy should confess on the buzz – tears and canned music at the ready.

    Some people have no shame and no conscience.
    narcissistic personality disorder would seem to be at the root, and it will not be a straighforward confession from armstrong, not only because of the legal ramifications, but because he sees himself as a victim and am sure this aspect will feature strongly. anything to deflect direct blame. he is still delusional and in denial.

    “Pathological lying is often viewed as coping mechanism
    developed in early childhood and it is often associated with some
    other type of mental health disorder. A pathological liar is often
    goal-oriented (i.e., lying is focused – it is done to get one’s way).
    Pathological liars have little regard or respect for the rights and
    feelings of others. A pathological liar often comes across as being
    manipulative, cunning and self-centered.”
    Narcissistic personality recovery

  2. When narcissists get power or influence they lie, cheat, bully, to defend the myth at any cost – lance armstrong and p-noy.

    Too despicable.

    And lance armstrong has the affront on oprah to say he didn’t even think he was cheating. If he was filipino he would be president.

    Sad that our media perpetuates lies rather than do their job, and publish the truth about politicians

    1. Thank you Libertas , yes you get my point. Noynoy Aquino is such an easy target. Every self help book describes the opposite of what he is. Many tales of self inflicted tragedy describe who he is. Yet our people do not see who he is. Like I said in my blog post “If It Looks Like A Duck….” Noynoy is patterning his behavior based on another loser like him who also happens to be a head of state. Be afraid Philippines. Be very afraid.

  3. I can see the point of the article though I cannot put JUDGEMENT on our President. It would be best though to REMIND him that if he’s hiding something, there will be a way and there will be an eventually of such being found out.

    1. The bullying that Lance Armstrong did was not as well publicized because of his PR machinery. Noynoy on the other hand is proud of his bullying which makes life even harder for VLC. The Triumvirate of Truth, Abigail, Lacierda and Carandang. Noynoy is insecure because he is the Emperor with no clothes. He just enforces his will not skill but with threats and bribes and not letting the system take it’s course. It’s one thing for Lance to be a cheater among cheaters it’s another to wreck people’s lives just for telling the truth. The bigger they are the harder they fall. Time will tell if that applies to both of them.

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