PNoy’s bum stomach, and feigning illness: ‘Anything Gloria can do, I can do better!’

A bum stomach. It is indeed unfortunate that President Noynoy Aquino (BS Aquino) fell ill during most recent trip to Australia. It is due to this illness that he had to cut short his attendance to a state banquet hosted by Australian Prime Minister (PM) Julia Gillard.

Not that I, or any of BS Aquino’s critics, or even anybody sane, for that matter, wish any harm to befall our President, but it was tempting to entertain the thought that perhaps this is karmic retribution. After all, our dear President has not let up his persecution of former president Gloria Arroyo, even after she had already been confined to a wheelchair. Doctors have already asked several times for her to be allowed to seek medical treatment abroad , yet the Palace continues to downplay such requests. Yet have you heard anything from the Palace that they have finally “verified” the findings on GMA’s condition? No, they seem content to detain her in a hospital room and keep her there, regardless of what might happen to her. All in the name of “making sure she does not evade justice.” Add to this the report of BS Aquino recently cracking a joke during his recent trip to New Zealand, which insinuated that his political enemies may be faking their illnesses by using wheelchairs.

Now, I doubt anybody can tell me how in the world BS Aquino can suddenly spew out medical diagnoses and judicial opinions as if he knows these sciences like the back of his hand. That’s exactly what he’s been doing. Maybe BS Aquino is taking his cues from an obscure American TV series called The Pretender. He sees himself as a genius, a prodigy with the ability to become anyone he wants to be. Well, in PNoy’s case, there’s one hitch: he can become anyone he wants to be – except a President of the Republic.

Perhaps, if PNoy can make such definitive and definite conclusions that his political enemies are faking their illnesses, we can also conjecture that perhaps there was an “ulterior motive” for his bum stomach. In other words, we can speculate on a few reasons why he suddenly “fell ill” in Australia.

BS Aquino is allergic to unsanitized Q&A sessions

Had he stayed on in that state dinner, BS Aquino would very likely have encountered a question and answer (Q&A) session with the people present there. Now, our president and his staff are fond of sanitizing questions that are thrown to him. Hell, if I were BS Aquino, I would make sure that the questions I field are the ones I can spin and make me look good. Ayaw ko mapahiya, siyempre (Of course I don’t want to make a fool of myself.) Naturally, if you entertain Q&A sessions while a guest in a foreign country, you have less chance of doing this. So, why take the risk of humiliating yourself by encountering a question that you may not have the answer to? Especially with the news that the case against Arroyo of malversation of OFW funds was dropped, that would have been a potential question that would have not put him in a very flattering light.

Call in trump card: bum stomach!

BS Aquino might not have withstood a potential grilling by PM Gillard

PM Gillard recently made news with this Youtube video. In it, she basically calls out opposition member Tony Abbott during an Australian parliament session and labels him a misogynist. The opposition has accused PM Gillard’s government of hypocrisy for standing by former Speaker Peter Slipper, who had been accused of sexual harassment, and consequently resigned.

Now, how would this affect BS Aquino? While he has shown an incredible lack of foresight in charting out where he wants the country to be in the future, he may have shown a bit of it here. No doubt that PM Gillard’s aides would have picked up on his wheelchair joke and she would have asked him a few questions about it. Why risk being exposed as a misogynist and biased against people with illnesses when you can continue to ride on your seemingly unshakable popularity abroad?

Call in trump card: bum stomach!

There you have it. Let me reiterate: these are mere speculations. You are free to believe BS Aquino’s personal account of his illness. But let me remind you of one thing: I am pretty confident that my speculations here on BS Aquino’s bum stomach will hold water, compared to his as-of-this-writing baseless allegations that his political enemies are faking their illnesses in order “to evade justice”, so to speak.

With that being said, I do wish BS Aquino to get well soon, because the problems that his administration are facing, ignoring, and most likely aggravating, do not recognize his sick days off.

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dapitan
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kahit na nadrop kuno ang kaso ni pandak sa pondo ng OFW, marami pang kakaharapin na kaso si Arroyo. Ang laban sa korupsyon ay patuloy pa rin.

TaengGorbachev
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@dapitan/VincensusArell-anus That war on corruption will be the downfall of your country. You don’t care whether that war on corruption is going to feed you and your family. As such, you only think of your stupid “duty”, without knowing if such duty will really benefit the people in the long way. Obviously, you are a Lao Zi and Kant fanboy – you think “this is my duty to fight corruption and immorality” without knowing that people are getting hungry and because of such warfare on corruption, you made the people starve because you don’t give them a chance to eat.… Read more »
dapitan
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its not kasi nakukulong na talaga ang totoong may kasalanan sa gobyerno.

Mr. Derp
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“its not kasi nakukulong na talaga ang totoong may kasalanan sa gobyerno.”

Sino? Si Noynoy? Oo talagang makukulong yan. Sino pa bang pangulo na puro kapalpakan lang ang ginagawa? Si Noynoy. Sino pa bang pangulo na wala man lamang naging asawa sa mga gf niya? Si Noynoy. Sino pa bang pangulo na nagtatago habang may hostage crisis? Si Noynoy.

DaidoKatsumi
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Ang totoong may kasalanan sa gobyerno is not Gloria. But EVERYONE ELSE, including BS Aquino III.

The SYSTEM is the problem, not necessary the people in it. But what do I expect from a brainwashed, propaganda-mouthing, ignorant pleb like yourself?

TaengGorbachev
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Of course it is, Arell-Anus. Your god is not doing anything related to making your people well-fed and wealthy. He has his “duty” to make his family proud. That’s what is wrong with “virtuous” people. You are virtuous, all right, like your god, and for that, the likes of you fail. MAY YOU DIE OF HUNGER, VIRTUOUS MAN!!! FOR THE WICKED SUCCEEDS IN FEEDING, ENRICHING, AND DISCIPLINING THE PEOPLE UNLIKE YOU, VIRTOUS MEN(as proven by Shang Yang, Han Fei Zi and Machiavelli)!!!

Amir Al Bahr
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Ang laban sa korupsyon ay patuloy pa rin…na sablay

Kahit ilang daang kaso pa mahanda ni PNot, eh kung mahihina naman ang ebidensiya, eh di wala ding patutunguan.

At gaya ng dalawang kasong di tinuloy sa kataas-taasang hukuman, isa-isang titigilin ang mga kasong iyan dahil HUNGKAG naman sila, simula pa lang.

Mr.Derp
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Ayaw talagang tanggapin ni dapitan/fishball ang katotohanan na MAHINA ang mga kaso laban kay gloria. Noy might as well throw in the towel if his “strong” cases continues to crumble due to weak evidence.

dapitan
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syempre kapag kakampi mo si gloria gnyan ang magiging tingin sa kanya, walang kasalanan kuno.

domo
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*credit from Team Fortress 2*
Pop quiz: Who is the moron that needs to be sent to a mental hospital? Baaaaam! Time’s up. It’s you vincensus ignoramus.
Again you incompetent simpleton you’ll not gonna win because you’re already dominated so eat our dust. Repeat after me moron: you..are..terrible.

dapitan
Guest

magaling kasi si arroyo sa mga technicalities at nababayaran ang mga tamang tao. Hayaan mo darating din ang araw nya

Mr.Derp
Guest

Di yan mangyayari. Mahinang mahina ang kaso laban kay gloria. Kahit 60 pa ang ikaso sa kanya, lahat naman ay hindi magtatagumpay.

DaidoKatsumi
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@dapitan: At least kami, we are not as vindictive and malicious as PNoy and even a brainwashed minion like yourself.

Just let the law do the work, not on ANARCHY, which the current President is doing. Ang “guilty until proven innocent stance” ay para lang sa mga DI-MAKATAONG BALIW. :p

Si Noynoy ay tapat… KUNO. 😀

Mr.Derp
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@dapitan
Tingin mo parin guilty si gloria kahit na nadrop na ang mga kaso sa kanya? Napaka liit talaga ng utak mo gunggong.
Balang araw, yan din ang mangyayari sa idiolo mong idiot pero ang kaibahan lang…mas malakas ang ebidensya laban kay panot.

dapitan
Guest

mabait si pnoy at kailanmay d sya makakasuhan

Mr.Derp
Guest

Kakainin mo rin ang salita mo. Kung hindi dilaw ang papalit kay panot, tignan natin kung makakatakas ang panot mong amo.

Thomas Jefferson
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@dapitan

May I recommend you take a fifth of Dulcolax, well shaken not stirred with red wine. It will relax you, clear your mind and make you think better. Cheers! 🙂

Beawolf Agatte
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tama ka Dapitan mabait talaga Idol mo, kasimbait siya nina Encinas at Carabuena.

DaidoKatsumi
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@dapitan: So defying the rule of law and always acting like a bully and a spoiled brat is some kind of ‘act of kindness’?

Wow, you’re totally insane. 😀 Let’s see if he can still defend himself and his family on the Hacienda Luisita case. THAT’s the very reason why he impeached Corona and make Serreno as his replacement.

Mr.Derp
Guest

You better prepare for the worst case scenario once your BALD president is behind bars.

dapitan
Guest

bago yang mga kalokohan mo, unahin mo muna ipagtanggol na magkita si corona at gloria sa selda

Mr.Derp
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Meh, wala ka na maibato sa amin kaya recycled lang ang post mo gunggong. Pano mo masasabing makukulong si gloria kung lahat ng kaso so far ay na DIDISMISS? Stop deluding yourself you moron

DaidoKatsumi
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KAPALPAKAN = KALOKOHAN.

You can never bring justice with INCOMPETENCE, mind you.

Daido Katsumi
Guest

In any form of government, there is ALWAYS corruption. The difference is the progress made and how it is ran to meet the day to day and yearly goals. People blamed GMA because the media highlighted her faults and made her supposedly anti-masa. Yet the media who has ties with the Aquinos won’t look critically into their mistakes, if not making light of the current president’s ineptitude. See the bias?

dapitan
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no, kung bias ang media matagal na sila wala dyan. Ikulong na kasi yang si Gloria para magkaisa na ang bayan

Mr. Derp
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Yan lang ba ang kaya mong sabihin? Sirang plaka ka na talaga. Tutal tanga ka naman tulad ng amo mo.

domo
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Is that all you got moron? C’mon I dare you. Rage quit.

Thomas Jefferson
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@dapitan

May I also recommend an avocado enema aside from your Dulcolax Martini shaken not stirred. It will really remove your tension and relax your brilliant mind. Cheers! 🙂

DaidoKatsumi
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@pitpits: Wrong. The biased media will just stay because of the money. And wait, don’t you know the fact that the reason why you heard ‘good things’ about Cory and Noynoy is because you believe on what ABS-CBN, Inquirer and SWS surveys. In other words, you’re a mindless sheep Fact: these are allies with the Aquino-Cojuangco clan and other rich families. So Cory AND Noynoy are just busy paying their media friends to make things look good in their term. Never underestimate the power of the media. “Ikulong na kasi yang si Gloria para magkaisa na ang bayan.” Lies. The… Read more »
DaidoKatsumi
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@pitpits: Wrong. The biased media will just stay because of the money. And wait, don’t you know the fact that the reason why you heard ‘good things’ about Cory and Noynoy is because you believe on what ABS-CBN, Inquirer and SWS surveys. In other words, you’re a mindless sheep Fact: these are allies with the Aquino-Cojuangco clan and other rich families. So Cory AND Noynoy are just busy paying their media friends to make things look good in their term. Never underestimate the power of the media. “Ikulong na kasi yang si Gloria para magkaisa na ang bayan.” Lies. The… Read more »
upnngrad
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Ang laki talaga ng galit ni PersiNoy-i-Noynoy kay GuLLOOO, talaga naman. While FerdiMarcos first stuffed the Supreme Court before he acted… PersiNoynoy just ignored a Supreme Court order to arrest his favorite teacher GuLLOO.
Now the threat is GuLLOO gets pardoned by the winner of 2016 elections, right? And how can PersiNoynoy eliminate possibility of pardon?

dapitan
Guest

hindi pwede. Dapat makulong sya sa mga kasalanan nya sa bayan

Mr. Derp
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LOL, your post is full of fail. Palibhasa puro sisi lang kay gloria ang alam ng amo mong gawin.

DaidoKatsumi
Guest

All the allegations are there, but not all of them are 100% true as of now. If so then deliver the punishment, no the pussyfooting that is the trial by media.

Matthew Parkes
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When you suggest that a practising homosexual (or, in Homer’s case, homersexual) has a bum stomach, we can only assume that his specific illness was caused by too many homosexual acts… of a fairly specific kind.

Which of his boyfriends accompanied him on his Down Under tour?

Gogs
Member

One more thing based on what you say there is no way Noynoy and Ahmadinejad will get along . You can see my Iran post for clues

dapitan
Guest

marami nang naging gf ang ating pangulo pero hindi nagtagumpay lahat. Gawa gawa nyo lang yan upang siraan ang matalino nating presidente

Mr. Derp
Guest

“marami nang naging gf ang ating pangulo pero hindi nagtagumpay lahat.”
Gee, I wonder why? Oh maybe its because he’s a FAG like you?

“Gawa gawa nyo lang yan upang siraan ang matalino nating presidente”

Ows talaga? Patunayan mo nga!

Thomas Jefferson
Guest

@dapitan

LOL! That made me really laugh! Aside from your black propaganda job you will really succeed as a stand up comedian. Don’t forget to take your Dulcolax Martini well shaken not stirred! This will really relax you. 🙂

Gogs
Member

Dapitan. Too bad you don’t know what it’s like to have an idol who is matalino . .

DaidoKatsumi
Guest

Lies. The President had no intelligence or the mental capacity on doing his job. Binibilog ka lng ng media. 😛

Gogs
Member

He likes to blame it on stress. Here is my question. Before his election what responsibility did this guy ever have? What leadership did he ever exhibit that made him worthy of being president. Then he is going to blame it on stress.

dapitan
Guest

sya ay isang congresista at senador

Mr.Derp
Guest

Naging congressman at senador nga siya pero may nagawa ba siya during those times??

DaidoKatsumi
Guest

6 years sa senado, WALANG MAIPASANG BATAS. :p

Mr.Derp
Guest

That’s exactly my point. 6 years in the senate yet he didn’t pass ANY laws. Only a RETARD would fall for his lies. Hook, line and sinker.

Hyden Toro
Guest

Sometimes, anxiety from his Depression can cause stomach aches….I believe , he suffered from Anxiety Cramps in his stomach.

dapitan
Guest

siguro, kaya dapat iwas iwasan nyo ang kritisismo upang maganda ang performance ng ating pangulo

Mr. Derp
Guest

“siguro, kaya dapat iwas iwasan nyo ang kritisismo upang maganda ang performance ng ating pangulo”

so inaamin mo na hindi maganda ang perfomance niya? HAHAHAHAHAHA ang bobo mo!

Hyden Toro
Guest

YellowTard idiot ….Hacienda Luisita Swine…

DaidoKatsumi
Guest

Hindi basta mawawala ang criticism dahil nandyan na iyan. The best response is ACTION.

Super BOBO mo nman. So you admit that WE ARE RIGHT about BS Aquino III. 🙂

MR.KREIG
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@Fallen Angel…..You state that BS Aquino can become anyone he wants EXCEPT President of the Philippines.Well,he IS the President of the Philippines,HELLO!!!!! State dinners in any country are not followed up by Q&A sessions,BUT I do suspect that the ‘illness’ was a way to get out of the affair early.For what reason? Who knows? BUT most people know when someone wants to make an early exit at a social gathering an un-fortunate/ill timed illness happens.How many times has a Man’s wife all of a sudden gotten an excruciating head-ache because her husband is paying too much attention to the small-waited… Read more »
dapitan
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matalino nga si gloria. Kapal ng mukha gumawa pa ng batas na magpoprotekta sa kanya pagdating ng panahon. Isa lang talaga ang mgagawa nating konklusyon mula sa batas na yan, na siya ay GUILTY AS CHARGED sa mga kaso niya!

Mr. Derp
Guest

Matalino nga si gloria pero at least mas matalino siya kaysa sa idiot mong pangulo!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dapitan
Guest

Hindi man ganon kapantay ang talino nila, mas may PUSO pa rin si Aquino sa paglilingkod kaysa kay arroyo.

Mr.Derp
Guest

Balewala ang puso kung ang utak ay sobrang liit.

DaidoKatsumi
Guest

@dapitan: And no wonder why maraming BOBO sa Pilipinas. I’m sure you’ll never answer this question: why does God put the brain at the top of our head.

So mas may PUSO si Arroyo kesa kay Noynoy sa paglilingkod because she’s a hard worker; she focuses more on doing her job than making fun and berating his political enemies.

Just admit that all of your posts are nothing but 100% PURE PROPAGANDA. Nothing else. XD

Mr.Derp
Guest

Guilty as charged daw? Kung ganon bakit nasisira ang mga kaso laban sa kanya?

Thomas Jefferson
Guest

@dapitan

Here is the recipe for your Dulcolax Martini, shaken not stirred. Pour a fifth of cold premium Dulcolax into a large shaker. Add 2 wine glasses of premium, well chilled sweet red wine into the shaker and shake well for about 5 minutes. Pour into a tall milkshake glass, add a straw and enjoy. Guaranteed to relax your mind! Cheers! 🙂

Gogs
Member

I will gladly buy dapitan the first three rounds of that concoction.

max
Guest

nakakatawa si Dapitan. Labas mo mga ebidensya mo para matapos na pag hihimutok nyo. napasimple. manang mana kayo sa idol nyong putak ng putak.

charles e. montez
Guest

si Abnoy nagdahilan ng stomach ache ache, natakot sa Q & A, akala niya lusot na siya, oi style mo pnot bulok.

Thomas Jefferson
Guest

An aside and update on what is happening to the land of betrayal. From the Daily Tribune.

http://www.tribune.net.ph/index.php/commentary/item/6183-on-one-condition

skarab
Guest

an EXCUSE is still AN EXCUSE. bum stomach……
what.a.loser.

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Dustin
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Hindi ako aquino fan, in fact I hate cory… pero bakit ba masyado tinitira dito si noynoy?

Mayroon ba siya gnawa sa inyo na habang buhay niyo na sisiraan pag katao niya?

Pro gloria ba blog niyo? mag kano bigay sa inyo?

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This site is more anti-Noynoy than pro-Gloria, though there are pro-Gloria elements here, cropping up when a troll appears to praise Noynoy. To be honest, I don’t quite understand their ferocity, though I guess if Noynoy really is as incompetent and/or as evil as people here portray, you’d be fuming too.

Gogs
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Speaking for myself, I am not anti Noynoy in the classic sense. I am anti stupidity in the classic sense. In 2008 the only thing I knew about him besides the obvious parents and sister was that he once dated Barbara Milano. What I absolutely detest is this guy had nothing to hang his hat on except his bald head when election time came around 2009 and his mom died. The campaign exploited classic pinoy flaws for the win. We have been paying the price with brazen incompetency ever since. You would think a guy who got to be president… Read more »
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