One of the most rudimentary rules of grammar is matching the right verb with its subject. But it seems to be so convoluted and complex due to the sheer number of choices one has to consider: TWO… either singular or plural. Filipinos simply find having to weigh between those two choices as too confusing that they would rather just bet on sheer luck (simulating a dart board in their brain) in the arduous nose-bleed-inducing exercise of forming English sentences on the fly.
There’s so many ways to make subject-verb (SV) mistakes – oops, that should have been “There ARE…” because the subject of this inverted sentence is not “there” but “many ways”, right? Yeah, Filipinos can’t figure out the difference between 1 and more than 1. Or maybe they fell for the fake assertion which states that 1=2, the strange mathematical proof of which is found in the article Zero is Number One. But like fake news, repeat something a hundred times and it will soon sound correct.
Why is it so difficult to choose between “The apple and the orange IS on the table” and “The apple and the orange ARE on the table”, OR between “The children RUN very fast” and “The children RUNS very fast”? That’s because Filipinos in general are LAZY. Yes, they’re not really stupid, just lazy. How comforting! Forming a sentence involves exerting too much cerebral muscle. They would rather leave it to the listener/reader to fix their sloppy output for them, rather than producing a quality sentence on a silver platter. Ano ka siniswerte? Magdusa ka rin! Yes, easily avoidable self-inflicted suffering seems to be the only thing that unites us as a people (hmmm… why does “people” have the article “a”, isn’t that supposed to be a plural noun? Go figure…)
That’s why Filipinos who can’t keep up with this fundamental elementary grammatical rule yet wants (uy sorry ulit, WANT pala) to sound conio and elite end up having to mix Taglish with pure English just like how their favorite idol “fake VP” (quotes – for the benefit of the doubt) does so in her main job of offering unsolicited advice to the administration on national TV. Oh diva, with Engalog I still SOUNDS great pa rin no?
Now the tricky part is finding the subject. Remember that the subject is not the object, and it can even be embedded within onion layers of ANDs and other conjunctions, adjectives and prepositional phrases.
The quick and decisive military offensive that was meant to bring about both the extermination of the terrorists and the safe retrieval of their hostages ALLOWS Filipinos to welcome the coming Christmas season with renewed peace and hope of a brighter year to come.
As tempting as it is to use a plural verb there, the subject in that previous sentence was actually singular (the offensive, not the BOTH clause); so the verb must also be singular (allows, instead of allow). Gets? For Real? C’mon now Philippines!
Now why does SV agreement matter so much? What’s the big deal?
- For one, it helps train your mind to be on the alert to apply pure unadulterated logic (a.k.a., IF-THEN common sense) on the fly. Now wouldn’t that be a handy asset if you could apply this skill in every scenario and various aspects of your life – like in handling finances, relationships, and career choices?
- It forces you get into the habit of following rules in general as a natural way of life. We need to do things right repeatedly until it becomes second-nature to us. No wonder Filipinos fail big at following rules; we can’t even keep simple grammatical ones to start with.
- It makes you sound smart and responsible, even if you’re not. It would really be great to be called a Thinking Pinoy, rather than a Sinking Pinoy right? I just hope I’m not labeled a Stinking Pinoy for promoting English here, rather than the national language. I’ll tell you a secret though: another way to look smart is to simply STFU – an unsolicited counter-advice to “fake VPs and senators”.
Now if you just can’t get the SVA rule, try using future or past tense in everything you say. The ball will fall. The balls will fall. The ball fell. The balls fell. That way, you can escape responsibility, the way Noynoy likes making excuses. Good luck on that though with was and were.
Thanks for reading the intro to this article. And now to the footnote…
PS: Why I wrote this article
My first article in GRP was entitled Should Filipinos Go Back to Pursuing Excellence in English? It’s kind of nice to go back to one of the subjects that I think GRP is clearly an authority on (compared with Pinoy Ako Blog). Back then, it was quite common to get discussions rolling with 200+ comments; well that was up until Mocha Uson Blog and Thinking Pinoy in Facebook while riding the cultic Duterte wave stole the show.
The mere existence of an article like this should be an insult to us Filipinos and a foreboding harbinger of the dangers that LIES ahead (yeah, you should be getting a hang of it by now; catching them SV disagreements isn’t really so difficult). I’m not saying we need to be perfect. But at least, show some effort guys, even if it’s just in the comments section of Facebook.
I have people around me who I simply can’t afford to directly confront on their glaring SVA issues without risking some degradation in friendship, or getting accused of being a grammar police (how mean and disrespectful of me). You know how “balat sibuyas” most Filipinos are. I am hoping they would just stumble across this anonymously-authored article and have that proverbial bulb light up inside them, thereby sparing me of having to suffer hearing/reading crooked English on a regular basis.
We have fallen from such a lofty pinnacle compared with the stature of our parents and lolos/lolas who were such disciplined grammarians back then. I say this to our national “Tagalog-dubbed prime-time American show” shame. Just try reading essays by cream-of-the-crop U.P. students nowadays, and you’ll understand the “state of the flock”.
Ironically, many who perpetuate this SV mishandling disease even have advanced degrees and hold titles like Engineer, Attorney, General, and Mayor to match their brilliantly sounding surnames.
What will become of us Filipinos if we lose even the only remaining advantage we have in this region of the world? Note: Catholicism and Jeepney-manufacturing skills are not counted as pogi points.
Hopefully, someone will not have to be forced to write an article entitle “From Third World to Fourth” in the distant future, as Myanmar zooms right past us on the next lap. A little conscious effort should do the trick. Or should Filipinos just go back to grammar school instead? Take this pop quiz to find out.
Identify the sentences with fake grammar (SVA issues). Warning: beware of exceptions to the rule.
1. Three hundred pesos were all he paid for the repairs.
2. The Philippines along with the United States and France plan to vote against the resolution.
3. The butterfly species to which belongs the three specimens was discovered by the professor.
4. Adam who is an active member of his fraternity and a leader of two campus activist groups want to join national politics.
5. Precision machinery as well as electrical equipment of various types are needed to start the project.
6. Mainstream media has failed us and fake news from both political camps have infested our blog-sphere.
7. There are a boy and a girl sleeping on the couch.
8. Three bags of rice is what the organization donated for the relief operations.
9. The small nation of Trinidad and Tabago have decided to join the environmentally friendly agreement.
10. Are there anybody among the audience of students who still possess love of country above self?
11. Great are my admiration and respect for visionary leaders.
12. Human rights is not a privilege of the few; freedom and democracy is all that matters to Filipinos.
13. Research and development in advanced science and technology is mandatory for progress.
14. The statistics shows the opposite trend; so the data gathered is not reliable.
15. Who is the smartest and most reliable in the group?
16. Eliminating the drug syndicates and their source of merchandise are vital to winning the war on drugs.
17. The rich are as guilty as the poor in contributing to environmental degradation.
18. Each of the flowers on the table is unique.
19. Beyond the mountains is a pot of gold.
20. The new features of the smartphone makes it a good buy.
Next time, should we talk about why almost every Filipino says “It’s all been taken CARED of”? Abangan ang susunod na kavanata ng “The Lengwahe Chronicles”
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