Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
Can ya dig it?
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s danger all about
You see this cat Mar is a bad mother
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talkin’ about Mar.
(Then we can dig it)
He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
( Mar Roxas!!!! )
My suggestion for a campaign song to the elect Mar campaign that was rejected .With extreme apologies to the late Isaac Hayes .
Hallelujah I have seen the light . Forget everything I ever said before . I will save you all lots of time. Vote for Mar Roxas. Campaign for Mar Roxas . Give your first born to the elect Mar Roxas campaign . It will all be worth it . Mar truly deserves to be the next president of the Republic of the Philippines . To consider anyone else is a waste of material . I have been to Yellow Ribbon Reducation camp and the time was so worth it, I feel like a Hong Kong bookstore owner.
Mar Roxas like Noynoy before him is a man running among little boys and girls in this election. It should hardly be fair . Mar will always be in your corner . When the World was laughing at the Philippines because of the bullets being planted on tourists , Mar did the right thing . He shifted the blame away from the airport officials lead by the cousin of his hero and towards all of the people being victimized with the bullets being planted on their luggage. That is the integrity you want leading this country.
Mar Roxas in his hearts of hearts knows he has always had the youth and the impressionable with his skill and sex appeal so he does what a smart candidate does. He adds more sex appeal with PBA All Star Daniel Padilla . Sources say Padilla was allegedly paid 50 million which is not a bad backdrop considering Mar never gives a straight answer when asked where the Yolanda funds went. Money well spent if you ask me since Padilla apparently knows politics as well as basketball and on his Twitter account proclaimed his hero the winner of the March 20 debate.
Much has been made of Mar and his sight gags as a carpenter , pedicab driver traffic enforcer , ice cube melter and everything else. Mar is a man on a mission. This is not epal. This is Mar showing all of us mortals that he can be one of us when he needs to. Skills like delegation and prioritizing are for weenies.
Much has been made of the First Lady Elect Korina Sanchez. I have no idea why she gets labels like KSP , social climber , opportunist , Queen of the Harpies . I know Korina will fit in the role of First Lady as well as Presidential sister ( and de facto First Lady) Kris Aquino fits in the role for spokeswoman for chastity and abstinence . Mar really got a plum catch when he married her in 2009 I lost all hope finding my perfect mate. Korina, in the words of the Rolling Stones ” there ain’t a woman that can come close to you ” so I have to dry my eye and somehow keep on living in a world where your husband rules over this great country but in the knowledge you are his and you will never be mine.
Roxas has no saintly or heroic dead parents with which to milk the Filipino emo character, no personal brand to leverage in his pitch to the Filipino voter, no dancing or singing talent, no celebrity shine, no appeal to the youth, no good looks and no personality.
I vehemently object! Mar does have good looks and personality The proof is no mere mortal can bag La Femme Ideale Korina Sanchez. Having her as the trophy wife is proof of those good looks and leadership chops. We should all be so lucky. Benign0 knows nothing about beautiful women and what appeals to them.
It has been over six years now since Mar so unselfishly put aside his destiny to be president for the sake of letting another supreme being grasp the reigns of power and I am talking of Benigno Simeon Aquino III. I truly believe with everything that is in me that he did not waste his infinite cerebral abilities when he was in Congress and in the Senate by crafting laws. That is for saps. He knew his time would come that he will be the Master Architect of what the rest of the world calls utopia but it is humbly known in these shores as Daang Matuwid. A road so clean and pure that it is filled with constitutional violations , unaccountability , fraternizing with terrorists, bribery and other forms of good government . Noynoy himself told us it was his destiny .
In these six plus years Mar himself has never disagreed with Noynoy not even with an eyelash. You see brown nosing to a supreme being like Noynoy is behavior we should all aspire to , let alone prerequisite behavior desired in our future presidents. If you were not convinced Mar deserves, your vote, the vote of your wife , the vote of your five year old son and the vote of your Tickle Me Elmo doll by now , you are hallucinating if you are considering anyone else.
Do you believe we should have a parrot in Malacanang? Well I happen to believe that. Mar since September has parroted everything Noynoy has said and done. Reminds me of Jennifer Jason Leigh and Bridget Fonda in Single White Female in more ways than one. Mar in trying so hard to be a Noynoy clone shows he is as original as Andrew E. As original as Manny Pangalinan, Mars Ravelo, Tito Sotto . All pinoys that take some one else’s words/ ideas and for some reason we are so honored that it is in their hands. That is the pinoy spirit and that spirit is what we need to face the challenges from 2016-2022.
In the last six years we were all witness to a very public bromance between Mar and his Commander in Chief, glorifies him in Tacloban, yet is against same sex marriage, That is the consistency we need from our next President. Mar all the way !!! (with Noynoy)
Just after that endorsement came down from on high ( from B.S. Aquino) , Mar shed some tears. Like he was watching his first born get married or something. Where was this outpouring of emotion when he was surrounded by corpses in Tacloban ? Mar just loves Noynoy above all else. In Tacloban he was there to spread the yellow Gospel that is it. The casualty count be damned. That is why we need him on that wall. He only gets emotional when receiving affirmation from his idol. He is stoic when the streets are literally stacked with corpses and Andrew Stevens is interviewing him. We need that kind of leader who is focused on his job in Tacloban which was to represent Noynoy.
Speaking of the legendary endorsement of Noynoy. For months it was hyped by the palace as a game changer. The Palace also wanted to keep us guessing on who that endorsement would go to. As far as Mar is concerned the tears were relief that all that
a$$ kissing hard work paid off.
Look at this pretty little comic of Mar’s life released six weeks before the election. That is innovation . When the economy really spirals or our country is being taken over by the Chinese Mar will just make a comic and it will all be better you will see . They apparently left out the panel where Mar and the POTP secretly get married with R2D2 and C3PO as witnesses.
The Philippines needs a president who is good at photo ops doing menial jobs , worshiping his boss , driving people around, making comics, coining new terms when soldiers die, who is also a superlative non compromising leader to boot. The country , no the world needs Mar Roxas. Can ya dig it?
Please note memes came from different people around the Internet who can not comprehend what a gem Mar Roxas is.
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