Justin Bieber and the reason Filipinos kiss Chinese ass

To be fair to this sad group of volcanic islands collectively known as the “Philippines”, even the mightiest nations on the planet kiss Chinese arse. I’m, of course referring to this whole “debate” around whether or not we should be attending what’s-his-name’s Nobel “Peace” Prize awarding ceremony in Oslo, Norway. There’s talk about this decision being driven by the superficial nature of the “relationship” that Manila has “maintained” with Beijing over the last five or so months since President Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III became, well, “President”. I qualify this aspect of the nature of said relationship around which these “debates” rage as “superficial” because it is one defined primarily around events — the tragic hostage drama of Augsust 23 that claimed the lives of eight Hong Kong tourists in Manila and the plight of five Filipinos accused of smuggling illegal drugs through a Chinese port of entry.

Small minds talk about people, mediocre minds talk about events, brilliant minds talk about ideas.

The trouble with events as philosophical pillars of one’s actions is that it ranks the calibre of one’s thinking far below brilliant and just a notch above small. The reality of Noynoy’s entitlement to lead our sad lot rests upon a popularity built upon three events — (1) the martyrdom of his Daddy in 1983, (2) the “revolution” led by his Mommy in 1986, and (3) her ultimate death in the months leading to the campaign for the 2010 presidential election. Three events are the undisputed pillars of the Yellow Empire of 2010-2016. But ask what ideas prop up this “mandate” to rule and the popularity that defines it, and we get no more than a lot of head-scratching.

What ideas underpin the question of whether to go to Oslo or not?

Scratch scratch scratch…

It’s best I step in and add a bit of brilliance to this “debate” and point out how simple all this really is.

China derives its power over sad nations such as ours from three key capabilities:

(1) The capability to manufacture what we want on the cheap.

(2) The capability to kick our asses if we do not do what they want us to do.

(3) The capability to buy our exports.

We therefore need to regard capability in terms of the fundamental origins of its value.

Consider Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber holds the capability to make millions of teenage girls happily hand over their money to him. As such, Justin Bieber enjoys power over his fans’ wallets. Where does this power come from? Simple. It comes from teenage girls’ brains being hard-wired to induce powerful biological responses to Justin Bieber’s capabilities.

But guess what: most people who are not teenage girls fall outside the sphere of Justin Bieber’s power. Indeed, the average thirty-year-old adult will find the idea of of shelling out $29.99 to buy a Bieber CD as ridiculous as the idea of an Eskimo lady buying a bikini.

From the brilliant perspective provided by that quaint example, let us now ask ourselves:

Why does the Philippines kiss Chinese ass?


It is because (a) we are addicted to buying cheap Chinese products, (b) we put our asses within the trajectory of a swinging Chinese boot, and (c) we produce products that are a tough sell.

These are key afflictions of the Philippine economy that place us squarely within the sphere of Chinese military-industrial power.

The solution is therefore obvious. We need to step out of that sphere and render those three Chinese “capabilities” of little value to us.


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if ever WW3 happens. we can’t always count on uncle sam to bail us out. they’re probably fed up by our incessant ass-kissing and BS. so the safest and riskiest ally to pick would be our singkit cousins. they already control more than 50% of our economy but have enough common sense not to enter politics. malas sa negosyo yun! hehe

either way our country needs to stop eating itself from the inside out and be more self reliant.

“(1) the martyrdom of his Daddy in 1983, (2) the “revolution” led by his Mommy in 1986, and (3) her ultimate death in the months leading to the campaign for the 2010 presidential election. Three events are the undisputed pillars of the Yellow Empire of 2010-2016.” If I could name a 4th pillar it would be this whole crap about Noynoy being a paragon of virtue. Usual palusot ng mga Yellow Army minions especially when they cannot defend Noynoy’s extreme lack of substance, extreme lack of work ethic, extreme lack of action or when they are pushed back in a… Read more »

I guess the reason Da Pinoys kiss Chinese ass is… like Justin Bieber fans, they are jologs. :P 


Just a little correction on history: Cory is one of the rallying points and ultimately the beneficiary of the 1986 People Power, but she is not the leader.

I’d also like to disabuse the notion of China being a USA-style superpower, projecting its power via military might. Historically, China has projected its imperial power primarily through trade, with military might as a very good insurance to ensure commercial success. In other words, expect China to first use its money before it uses its arms.

The Lazzo
In terms of (b), it is impossible NOT to establish a relationship with China given that they are really looming right there. It’s like how India can buy its weapons from both Russia and Israel, they’ might be on opposite sides of the line, but they’re both accessible from where they are compared to having them brought all the way over from the United States. There is a rather blurry line between “building a relationship” and “kissing ass.” The former results in trust and long-term benefits, the latter is just for the diplomatic equivalent of ‘instant gratification.’ I doubt the… Read more »
Hyden Toro
Ninoy Aquino was no hero. He rode on the NPA Tiger. When he dismounted, he ended up inside it. Cory Aquino EDSA is a myth. The myth was contrived in the U.S./C.I.A. war room, to get rid of Marcos. Remember that the C.I.A. supported Marcos. Until Marcos was against the extension of U.S. bases in the Philippines. Enrile and Ramos were C.I.A. stool pigeons… The decision of Noynoy Aquino to set free those NPA operatives, caught in Morong, Rizal; shows his True Color. Does he has confidence in the investigative ability and intelligence network of the AFP? AFP people are… Read more »

“Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time” – Robert Barreta.

If ( and I said if) we expect foreigners to obey our laws while they are here, we should in turn obey laws while we are there. It’s a concept known as accountability . Something Noynoy and our people know little about since he was such a bum as a public servant yet he won the election anyway.


[…] Why do Filipinos grieve noisily? March 31, 2011By benign0It baffles me the way the furor over the execution of the three convicted Filipino drug mules in China reached the crescendo that we are seeing today. It’s as if this thing had not been hanging over Filipinos’ heads for the last several months. It first captured the broader public awareness when the Philippine Government declined to attend Nobel Peace Prize awarding ceremonies for Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo in Oslo. Speculation on Philippine Government motives behind the snub at the time revolved around pressure from Beijing involving both the Mendoza hostage… Read more »

Patunay na isa kang dakilang bastos. You jelly parasite?