It Is All About Kris All The Time


Does anyone for a second believe that movie achieves more in any  measure compared to any Marvel based movie?
Does anyone for a second believe that movie achieves more in any measure compared to any Marvel based movie?

 

I am not a journalist. I do demand certain standards of journalism from the many news sources I can access at a particular time. ABS-CBN ( emphasis on the 2nd and 3rd letters) seems to have made it their mission to keep the Filipino people abreast of everything Aquino. It is not about relevance or even useful information. It is about giving you their vision of the world. A world in which a family known for only caring about themselves is the family that is supposed to be the one that has YOUR interest at heart.

 

Case in point, ABS CBN  would like you to believe that Kris Aquino’s My Little Bossings bested Andrew Garfield’s The Amazing Spiderman (2012). It never happened and it never will happen. What is happening is that Kris Aquino is an attention seeking bore (try saying that five times fast).  The interviewer is there to cover the subject. They are not there to be in competition with the subject. But even Kris in her own self centered pinoy way has no idea what competition is. She has no idea what the rules of engagement are in the non pinoy world. A world that should assume professionalism.

 

Andrew Garfield ( Eduardo in The Social Network) was never informed what non Filipino movies grossed the day that My Little Bossings set it’s opening day record. That number would have been zero. Just my opinion but the Metro Manila Filmfest is an embargo on quality movies so that the local films will have their chance to shine. The best way for trash to flourish is to rid the market of anything resembling quality. Pinoys can not compete in terms of quality so let’s just suck the air out of your movie choices? Is that what are our forefathers for? I doubt it.

 

Lady Bradley: The ways of England are the ways of the world, my dear.

Anna and the King (1999)

 

Pinoys love competition in a vacuum. That way they always come out on top. This is done to create the illusion of relevancy despite the fact reality says otherwise. Iglesia ni Cristo ( a church made of pinoys) wants you to believe their stadium is the largest in the world.  Bro. Eddie believed a pinoy Pope would guarantee respect for OFWs. Bishop Bacani wanted Tagle to be Pope not for the sake of the Catholic world but for Pinoys  Kris Aquino thinks My Little Bossings is a greater hit than Spiderman. Pinoys seem to have a habit of proclaiming what they do dominates the world and is of utmost importance to the world.  In the end, somebody forgot to tell the world. Either that or the world is too thrilled they forgot to care.

 

Please pray for this little guy. I believe he is on a path to  redefine dysfunction given his upbriging. Well, you can pick a lot of things but you can't pick your mother.
Please pray for this little guy. I believe he is on a path to redefine dysfunction given his upbriging. Well, you can pick a lot of things but you can’t pick your mother.

 

“Actually he (Bimby) was supposed to say ‘that the first-day gross of his movie in the Philippines actually beats Spider-Man. Our movie holds the record for the highest first-day gross. It’s called ‘My Little Bossings.’ In English, ‘My Little Bosses.’ It’s a comedy, it was shown on Christmas Day’,”

 

Aquino said on Kris TV.

 

There you have it, Kris admits to this thing being a staged, choreographed event (from her end)  that involves her son designed to bring up a six month movie that the world could care less existed. Let’s say Amazing Spiderman 2 does not do well, Andrew Garfield will still deserve his full salary for being put in harm’s way and having to put up with that manipulative clueless attention seeking missile. His job is to sell the movie and smile for the cameras. Unlike Kris, the story can not be about him. It has to be about the movie. Regardless of how unprofessional an interviewer is, he has to be professional and not radiate an ounce of irritation. A caveat that does not apply to a GRP writer.

 

Kris Aquino insults everyone's intelligence not just Andrew Garfield when she suggests her movie beats The Spiderman. Back in 2010 she did a similar ploy suggesting her good for nothing fifty year old brother was suited to be the president of a nation.
Kris Aquino insults everyone’s intelligence not just Andrew Garfield when she suggests her movie beats The Amazing Spiderman. Back in 2010 she did a similar ploy suggesting her good for nothing fifty year old brother was suited to be the president of a nation.

 

Ultimately this issue is about KSP, standards, self entitlement and rigging the deck. The international press did not cover My Little Bossings. Setting a record during the MMFF does not amount to much beyond navel gazing Kris. How the hell can I be proud to be Pinoy when we are the only nation on Earth that gives Kris Aquino the time of day? Kris unleashed a 50 year old non achiever on us who in turn promised to get rid of both corruption and poverty. Pinoys ate it up. She may have done the country a disservice but in the bigger scope of things this country does itself a disservice if it considers Kris Aquino the gold standard of credibility.

 

Let me inject a dose of reality to this festive occasion. The world does not care about our food, our basketball and our box office movies. Our movies cater to our unique brand of dumb. Which totally explains the popularity of uninspiring and unqualified politicians. Andrew Garfield congratulated Kris Aquino on winning a contest he had no idea he was in. Kris Aquino had no business bringing up that insignificant blip on the radar. Then again Kris Aquino’s big fish in a small pond maneuver will not have any bearing on the world wide gross of The Amazing Spiderman 2. Hollywood sets the pace for cinema for the world. Kris tries to insert her “victory” on a stage that is not hers. She is less polite than an MRT commuter in rush hour.

 

Pinoys vote for morons because the dominant “news” sources showcase morons and make the public believe they are models worthy copying. They are not but until the public stops being endlessly fascinated with dunces like Kris don’t expect the people’s capacity for discernment to get better anytime soon. GIGO (Garbage In Garbage Out). ABS CBN should be denied any press credentials for things like this for showing little evidence of being press.

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Putting a very sharp needle into the balloon known as Pinoy Pride since 2012.

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joeld
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Every filipino should feel insulted by such dumb information from ABS CBN. Whoever listens to them and believes it deserves to be spayed/neutered so that their stupid genes do not pass on to the next generation.

Jim DiGriz
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Seeing Kris Aquino on a billboard or on TV has enabled me to have a better digestion. What passes through my bowels into the toilet has far more substance than the complete DNA of her family. To the people out there who spend money to watch such horrifying drivel I say… You can shit into a Filipinos hat and he will put it on and say, “thank you, it fits better now”.

crissyname
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Don’t be fooled!!! #KrisAquino #ADHD #KSP

Jerry Lynch
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Filipino movies are absolute trash. Even the Tagalog movies for a Tagalog market should embarrass every Pinoy. Jeez, you have 210 year old piece of crap taxis engaging in car chases wherein they go 100 MPH and fly around and everything else. My main exposure to Filipino movies is when I am blasted by them while riding a bus and I am a captive audience. Guys get in fist fights where they hit a guy in the softness of his stomach and the sound effect is as if someone used a piece of bamboo to smack a piece of plywood.… Read more »
Dale Gozar
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It’s hard to believe that both Kris & PNoy are sibling of Ninoy? And how society & religion have spoiled our Leaders & Role models in many ways and gets everything they want and never have to work for it. Hence, an easy life results Lazy & Idle Mind or stupidity as exemplified by Kris & PNoy.

The root cause of stagnant economy and false public service is due to lack of intelligence (incompetence : lack if vision/poor logic/no-sense of observation/lack of imagination & creativity).

Johnny Saint
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You are misinformed. They are NOT SIBLINGS of Ninoy Aquino. Neither is Ninoy worthy of emulation as an exemplary leader much less ‘role model.’

Dale Gozar
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Thanks for correction, anyway I hope you all get my point.

Jerry Lynch
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They are the children of Ninoy, not siblings of Ninoy. Unfortunately both those people are uneducated children of a privileged family and neither of them has the slightest idea how their fellow Pinoys live.

Dale Gozar
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Thanks for correction, anyway I hope you all get my point.

zh
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not to brag but, I am a member of that organization, and as I tell you otherwise, we do not shout it as the biggest STADIUM, but the biggest ARENA. If you don’t know the difference of that, well, I weep for humanity, coz I’m an avid fan of this site.

cynicjam
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Oh I get it, you didn’t read and understand the message of the article…sorry, but a lot of us don’t give a damn about your biggest arena.

Scubarazzi
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@crissyname: Kris A. does not have ADHD. Instead, I highly suspect she has borderline personality disorder. Check the symptoms of BPD, you’ll find that her behavior matches the description to a tee. @Gogs: as apt as what you wrote here is to describe Krissy and her legions of devoted, mindless zombie hordes, I feel that there are unfortunately not enough words in ANY language to accurately and completely encapsulate our collective disdain over this shameless bimbo. When I read in another article that she had received some flak for her idiotic handling of the interview, my first thought was that… Read more »
Jerry Lynch
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I seriously doubt anyone, other than lil’ Krissy thinks she is in any way attractive. She is physically ugly, too white, uneducated and stupid.

lou
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I concur! hahaha

pablo
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Informative mind jolting articles and comment. More please

Alexipharmic
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It is ironic how Kris Aquino’s self-glorification of her “virtues” seems to work in exact prosecution of herself.

Paul Farol (@paulfarol)
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I just KNOW she loves the attention.

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MGS
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The worse part of it all is she loves all this attention she’s getting. I don’t think she cares if anybody calls her names, good or otherwise. I want to say “wawa naman”, but no, someone should just shoot her and end OUR misery. Wait no, that will make her a martyr I’m sure. Lol!

STD clinic
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With all the junk food kris aquino endorses and feeds her children, then no wonder they are candidates for dumb and dumber, with one being the size of a baby elephant – dumbo, and the other just an annoying dim twat – dimby. More brain food – less fast food. Kris aquino – slut of the year, but never mother of the year. The psychiatrists chair awaits the witches spawn. The STD clinic awaits the needy bitch, and the politicians who use her as a cum bucket. Mother f@ckers must be part of the aquino dna producing inbred morons off… Read more »
Jim DiGriz
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LOL! Someone hit the target!

cynicjam
Member

Since the government is too busy making laws about our national food, law for proper lining-up of people, renaming EDSA to Aquino Avenue, etc…I dub thee Kris Aquino as the “National Slut” (in Tagalog, “Pambansang Puta”).

cynicjam
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I almost forgot…

“Let me inject a dose of reality to this festive occasion. The world does not care about our food, our basketball and our box office movies. Our movies cater to our unique brand of dumb.”

– This line will no doubt attract the attention of another “Proud Pinoy” who’ll brag about his/her ketchup spaghetti as a “world-class dish.”

MidwayHaven
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I would totally put Kris Aquino off my radar were it not for the fact that she’s BS Aquino’s sister and she influences Philippine politics more than she should.

She deserves the mockery that gets dumped on her, especially since she said this and eventually didn’t back it up:

http://entertainment.inquirer.net/86431/kris-aquino-quits-showbiz

Johnny Derp
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The box office records for spider man 2 has offically beaten my little bossings in the ph box office.
Kris must be feeling pretty stupid right now for her stupid comment during that interview.

Dave
Guest

It’s ‘couldn’t care less,’ not ‘could care less!’

I like this site and this writer, and the content of the article is presumably spot-on. But that always pisses me off.

MidwayHaven
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Also, what’s with Kris’s “Queen of All Media” tag? Someone should tell Perez Hilton about this.

Jerry Lynch
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Kris Aquino could walk the streets of America and not only would nobody know who she is, but even if she told them they would say. “so?” She does not have the looks (nor intelligence or education) to get even a weather reader job in some small market TV station in America.

Ed B. Lledo
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ABS-CBN owes the Aquino Family so much. It’s a case of “Utang Na Loob.” Isn’t it that the sequestered properties of the Lopezes where returned to them when Cory Aquino came into power? So what do you think?

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