ABS-CBN’s “Flesh-Eating Disease” Hoax Takes a Sadly Predictable Turn

Prophet-MemeSo the story goes like this: Sometime in April of last year, a self-styled “prophet” — an Indian man whose name is either “Sadhu Sundar Selvaraj” or “Vincent” — of a hiterto unheard-of religious organization called Jesus Ministries delivered a fire-and-brimstone sermon to a gathering in the Cuneta Astrodome, in which he prophesied, among other things, that a terrible flesh-eating disease would sweep the world, beginning in the province of Pangasinan. On Monday, the prophecy, at least to those with extraordinarily poor critical thinking skills, appeared to have come true, thanks to a hilariously-dramatic report on the ABS-CBN news program Bandila, replete with a correspondent interviewing pathetic victims of the “strange new disease” while swathed head-to-toe in surgical garb.

The disturbing story immediately started a storm on Twitter, with the hashtag #PrayforPangasinan being the country’s top trending topic for most of the day, even long after the story was revealed by anxious provincial and Department of Health officials to be a complete hoax — the two victims (“two” being a rather small number for an epidemic of any sort) were immediately hospitalized after the story was aired by ABS-CBN, whereupon it was discovered the first, a young woman, was suffering from the combined effects of leprosy and an adverse reaction to some medication, whereas the male “victim” had nothing more than a severe case of psoriasis.

So far, no word from ABS-CBN as to when they plan on eating the humble pie they so richly deserve for seizing a moment in the spotlight as the World’s Stupidest and/or Most Irresponsible News Network, but Filipino people being what they are, the embarrassed media outlet may yet avoid any repercussions, thanks to this:

PrayForPangasinanYes, you are seeing that correctly: The mood among the country’s netizens has quickly shifted from “unfounded panic” to “See, the prayers worked!”

As some of us here at Get Real are fond of saying — and find ourselves having to say far, far too often — the joke writes itself.

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cynicjam
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ABS-CBN has done it again…rushing to deliver news that wasn’t researched thoroughly.

And the ignorant masa will no doubt defend this biased station, unless ABS-CBN will do a press release about the error they have made.

A pity that the whole country will suffer from this joke gone horribly wrong.

Gener
Guest

Once again, proof that the Philippines is a nation of morons. And of course people like the Lopezes continue to capitalize on this.

Dars
Guest

So true.

Ram
Guest

please hold your tongue. not all filipino.

Gogs
Member

I look at the elections results. All Filipinos is apt.

100% did not vote
Guest

I carefully look at the election results. MAJORITY of the filipinos voted for inept politicians.

Johnny Saint
Guest

Thank GOD! The world is saved from the zombie apocalypse!

Amaterasu
Guest

i daresay, if there will ever be a zombie apocalypse, i’m pretty sure god is behind it

Blake
Guest

It’s yet another reason as to why I’m so ashamed and disappointed at being Filipino.

RandomCommenter
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I see this as another distraction for the Netizens.

First, the rape case, and now, this. It does flood the social media feeds, and it will take the minds of others off of the “more important” issues. It keeps the easily manipulated netizens at bay.

Banapple Fan
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Moronic news keeps the people from inquiring more about their moronic president.
Classic smooths moves you got there Abias-CBN.

scalaberch
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Well, my Sherlock nerve tingles me again. My take on that: Please compare these two videos: http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/video/171001/24oras/dalaga-nangangailangan-ng-tulong-medikal-para-maipagamot-ang-maraming-sugat-sa-buong-katawan (posted July 2013) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CthXIWKdW0o&list=HL1393311151 (posted a day ago) Now, first video patient is named “Mary Grace” and mother is “Leticia” second video patient is “Claire” and mother is “Letty”. Hmmmmm… First video is fine, you can see Leticia’s face, but Letty’s face was blurred out. Check on the angles of the two persons. Second video: * The reporter + doctor was wearing some blue suits but other people weren’t including her mother. Assuming the case is not contagious, why are they wearing protective… Read more »
MidwayHaven
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Actually that “flesh-eating disease” already spread to my household last night. I caught my niece in the living room biting the skin off around her toenails.

Dale
Guest

that story by abs-cbn is not a public affairs item… it is a pitch to attract more viewers to attract more advertisers… they are just selling the masses’ gullibility… abs-cbn is a for-profit entity (just like the rest of the mainstream media worldwide) lest we forget… its primary goal is to make as much money to the shareholders as possible at the consuming public’s expense…

100% did not vote
Guest

more like “ABS-CBN News & Panic Affairs”

Mike
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ABS-CBN is the reason why most of us Filipinos and dumb and ignorant. They should stop with the soap operas that don’t have any substance or sense.

ellie
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gosh. they’re really having a bad couple of months with this journalism thing, huh?

Anal Thunder
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I would rather watch ABS CBN because they have the filipino heart. Maybe in their haste this time reporting was inaccurate, but better a honest filipino broadcaster for the masa than have evil kano CNN foreign propagandas brainwashing my children. The foreign news cannot be trusted because they are not filipino thus do not safeguard the truth. The good news about our country CNN will never broadcast because they want put bad image of us.

Gogs
Member

Filipino and truth. Yes those two things. Really go together. I have seen the error of my ways and will only watch abs CBN since you said so. Btw , does Noynoy give you the courtesy of a reach around ? I have no idea what that means. Just heard in Full Metal Jacket.

zaza
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jesus christ. i wouldn’t waste time replying to such a moronic statement. No matter how hard i would try to simplify my explanation to you, a person of your level of intellect could never ever comprehend.

hyung.jp27
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Here!!! Here!!! It’s hard to sell the truth to a fantard.

Johnny Derp
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“I would rather watch ABS CBN because they have the filipino heart.” So you flat-out admit that you would rather stay brainwashed and live a life of mediocrity than question their dubious reporting? “Maybe in their haste this time reporting was inaccurate, but better a honest filipino broadcaster for the masa than have evil kano CNN foreign propagandas brainwashing my children. ” For you, foreign media reporting the TRUTH about what happened in Tacloban is eeeviillll because they exposed your president as a total incompetent f*ck. So much butthurt man, let it go. “The foreign news cannot be trusted because… Read more »
scalaberch
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so you prefer the majority lies than the minority of truth?

oh well

cynicjam
Member

What a dumb statement you’ve made there: “The foreign news cannot be trusted because they are not filipino thus do not safeguard the truth. The good news about our country CNN will never broadcast because they want put bad image of us.”

So an American can’t pitch the news in London because he’s not British? And I guess you would rather hear perfumed lies than bittersweet truths about the Philippines? I pity your kids because they have a parent who’s as dumb as a pile of nails.

libertas
Guest

“It seems to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”
Full metal jacket

Ricardo
Guest

Unless you go and investigate and see for yourselves, Do not believe everything what CNN tells you, and of course the incompetent Abs cbn ( i hate tony Velasquez’s face and karen davillas moronic questioning).
And how has FB become a source of reliable information? A lot of idiots out there.

trial_n_error
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i agree. the people who unknowingly spread this kind of BS can use facebook & twitter and yet they can not do a simple google search to verify if it really is legit. what a bunch of… -_-

trial_n_error
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ABS-CBN knew all along that this is not real.. This is just a test run. They succeeded with their goal of causing mass hysteria. And now that they’ve gauged that the Filipinos are indeed gullible enough to believe everything reported by them, they are now preparing for the really big bombs to be dropped. They’re just waiting for the call from the Yellow Government on when and how. If these times weren’t damned enough, let’s see how the country will be when it becomes forever.

scalaberch
Guest

that’s what i’m thinking too… hahaha… it nearly got me until one netizen shared another video (on my comment above)

Kenneth
Guest
This shows that common Filipinos are very gullible to this type of propaganda. This event shows how effective their propaganda machine is. In India, Self-proclaim prophets are jailed, they are considered criminals in their state because they misinform the public and to the extent that they use them to their advantages. I do not believe ABS CBN on their broadcast. Firstly because, If there is really a flesh eating disease, the Philippines would be in World Wide News. Second, there will be multinationals arriving, experts in health, bacteriology, virology etc., from the World Health Organization. Lastly, I do not believe… Read more »
hyung.jp27
Guest

Bravo ABS-CBN !!! You achieved your goals of causing panic among your kapamilya fantards and adding another layer of distraction on how incompetent your master, PWEsident Noynoy,is.

Chibi_Cute
Guest

Another sensationalized news made by ABS philippine media has become nothing but a joke.

kario
Guest

That is one way to hide the truth do that people won’t panic…..but in reality it is true….the government made a press release so that people will calm down …..let us be very vigilant.

MidwayHaven
Guest

@kario: Unless you have convincing evidence that “it is true,” consider yourself as wearing a tinfoil hat.

asdq
Guest

but still.. it doesnt mean that we should stop praying and repent right?

MidwayHaven
Guest

If it means repenting for being gullible for 28 years, then sure. However, I’m not betting on this happening anytime soon.

nars
Guest
This is very sad and frightening at the same time knowing that majority of Filipinos are loyal with local TV networks and are greatly influenced by the latter in many aspects. I agree in what the “more educated ” people know about unfounded, poorly researched, overyhyped-to-get-attention news. No offense to whoever for the quote but truth tells us that yes, this is the national TV, and many will believe in the news as is, without further asking and go spread the news like wildfire. The local media (not just ABS) must pick it up frome here. I believe they have… Read more »
Gogs
Member

Audience has been dumbed down too much for too long. They couldn’t pay attention to anything with smidgen of intelligence if their lives depended on it.

D
Guest

Not just by TV but almost everything they are dumbed so that makes them damned

Toro Hyden
Guest

ABS-CBN is the media of the Lopezes. The prime propagada network of Aquino. His sister, Kris Aquino works there…showing her antics.

I guess, it’s not a flesh eating virus/bacteria , or whatever. It is a Brain eating one. Aquino is already afflicted by this desease. His few brain cells left; are slowly being eaten…

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