President Noynoy Aquino shows he is at his best when campaigning and not when working

Philippine President Benigno Simeon ‘BS’ Aquino III is reportedly the subject of a complaint filed by officials of Anakpawis party-list to Commissions on Elections (COMELEC) Chairman Sixto Brillantes Jr. BS Aquino is being accused of blatantly using bribes to buy votes for his “Team PNoy” for the coming mid-term elections in May 2013.

Campaigns are the only truly serious order of business for BS Aquino.
Campaigns are the only truly serious order of business for BS Aquino.
Apparently, the President along with Liberal Party candidates was seen distributing PhilHealth medical insurance cards to the public during their recent campaign rallies in Bohol. Unfortunately, Chairman Brillantes chose to dismiss the complaints and defended BS Aquino by saying that there is nothing wrong with the handing out of said medical cards. But of course there is something wrong not just with the handing out of taxpayer-funded benefits like PhilHealth cards during rallies, there is also something wrong with the picture of a head of state joining campaign rallies for his party mates running for positions in government.

In the first place, where does President BS Aquino find the time to travel to rallies held out of town? Doesn’t he have enough on his plate to make him think twice about leaving the office for days like he was some sort of sales agent? The President obviously enjoys going out and meeting his celebrity-obsessed supporters during these sorties. He could be getting addicted to the validation he gets when his screaming fans treat him like a rock star. They say insecure people constantly need validation of their existence especially when they don’t have a lot going for them. Most of us know that the only thing going for BS Aquino is his unwavering popularity with the irrational crowd. And most of us know that the media owned and operated by his friends and relatives is the only thing propping up his popularity.

Come to think of it, BS Aquino hasn’t stopped being on campaign mode since he decided to run for the Presidency in 2009. And when I say campaign mode, I mean he still feels the need to give out feel-good motherhood statements even after three years in office. He has a lot of nerve to still make promises. Never mind that most of his promises have yet to materialize.

There are so many issues plaguing the country today but unfortunately, President BS Aquino only has time to make some light statements about them because his priority is campaigning for candidates who swear allegiance to the Yellow ribbon. Not even a standoff in Sabah between Malaysian forces and 100-armed Filipinos claiming to represent the Sulu Sultanate can stop the President from campaigning. The best BS Aquino could do to settle the standoff was to issue a threat to slap tax evasion charges against the heirs to the sultanate for non-payment of income tax payable associated with lease payments they are said to be receiving from the Malaysian government.

And not even the thought of a looming potential failure in elections due to claims that Smartmatic failed to include eight minor enhancements in the precinct count optical scan (PCOS) machines that will be used in the mid-term elections can distract BS Aquino from his campaigning. I guess it is not in BS Aquino’s best interests to highlight the fact that the same machines used to count the votes in the Presidential election in 2010 were defective, lest the people realize that he may not be the real winner after all this time.

Going back to Comelec Chairman Brillantes, what’s up with that guy? He has admitted to being an IT illiterate. No wonder he always seems to be on defense mode when doubts are raised as to the reliability of the PCOS machines. What’s even more bizarre is the fact that his agency is fully aware of the machines’ deficiencies but is refusing to do something about it until the election is over. What’s the point in correcting a potential threat to the credibility of the election process after the election is done? Here’s what he had to say:

“Pwede naming idemanda ang Smartmatic kasi nasa option-to-purchase contract namin yong mga enhancements. Dapat ibigay nila,” he said.

But if the poll body decides to go to court, this has to wait until after the May 13 elections for which it is busy preparing, Brillantes said.

Gees…it’s not like the election was only announced a few months ago. A lot of people have been pointing out the problems with the machines since 2010 but Comelec has been dismissing those concerns. When Brillantes finally admitted to the existence of these problems, there was still a catch – he’s now saying it is too late to fix them! It is not enough to stress again that President BS Aquino doesn’t seem to care about the problem with the PCOS machines. It could be because he might be an IT illiterate as well and can only scratch his head when his staff bring up the subject “source code” or even just the word “machine”.

In another rally in Cebu, President BS Aquino asked the audience to give him “more allies in the Senate who will not stand in the way of the administration’s programs.”

“Imbis na tumulong sa pagsagwan baka sila naman ay magsilbing angkla para hindi tayo maka-usad (Instead of helping us row, some candidates might be like anchors who will keep us from moving forward),” President Aquino said.

Well, the President seems to think that his political party holds the monopoly on great ideas. It’s bad enough that he doesn’t welcome opposing views; what’s worse is that he has a reputation for strong-arming the other branches of government into doing what he wants.

A sign of a healthy democracy is when the government welcomes members of the political opposition. A great leader would be open to listening to all arguments from different political parties. And, likewise, a truly charismatic leader would use his wit and intelligence to persuade the public including the opposition to agree with his views without using bribes or sanctions that may include the denial of pork barrel funds, just like what happened during the signing of the impeachment complaints against former Chief Justice Renato Corona as pointed out by defense witness, Congressman Toby Tiangco during the impeachment trial in 2012.

Unfortunately, BS Aquino doesn’t seem to know how democracy truly works. It appears he thinks that for his “Daang Matuwid” to succeed, members of Congress should all come from the Liberal Party – his party. He might as well abolish the other branches of government because what he envisions, it seems, is a one-party state system or an authoritarian state.

The problem here is that BS Aquino is no Lee Kuan Yew. BS Aquino’s priorities do not even serve to benefit the majority of Filipinos. Just look at where he wasted three years of his six-year term: to the incarceration of former President Gloria Arroyo, to the removal of Renato Corona from the Supreme Court, to the continuous persecution of GMA, and to campaigning for Liberal Party candidates. He could have done a lot of things really, if he wasn’t too preoccupied with exacting revenge against his perceived political enemies. Now we see that he is not even beyond using PhilHealth cards to buy votes. There is no limit to how low BS Aquino would go to just to get what he wants.

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104 Comments on “President Noynoy Aquino shows he is at his best when campaigning and not when working”

  1. Yes always about promoting. Never about results. I include his life before the presidency. That’s what he was and he is totally comfortable being that now. In his mind he is justified by “the voice of the people”. He is always about his own slant and his family’s slant and not the nation’s. As others like Bengn0 have pointed about. That obnoxious yellow ribbon. The L sign stands for “Loser” .

      1. The gesture was popular in 1983 during the funeral of Ninoy Aquino, and in the People Power Revolution in 1986, and it became popular again during the funeral of Tita Cory.

        1. And there you go again bringing up the Aquino Magic and Hype. Originally, it still stands for “loser”.

          Fact is only fools and losers like you would believe in the Aquino Hype Machine. Just ask Tyler Durden. 🙂

        2. You have definitely shot yourself in the foot again eduardo. How many times do we have to tell you that you aren’t convincing us of your president’s greatness?

        3. Eduardo ! I had a few sleepless nights thinking the Palace cyber trolls forgot about us in GRP. Or did they cut back your hours? Maybe they had you on Bimby duty.

        4. @Eduardo:

          “L” stands for “Luisita,” the hacienda the Aquinos always fight and die (no, probably not die) for at the expense of Filipinos & innocent poor farmers. (Credits to a certain FB “Justin JC Case”)

          Useful information just for you, you dumb f**k.

      2. @Eduardo a.k.a stupid malacanang troll

        L stands for
        LOSER
        Liar
        leery
        lousy
        lazy
        late
        lame
        lawless
        loathsome
        lowlife

        Funny thing is that these words definitely describe your precious “leader”

    1. @Gogs

      Yes always about promoting. Never about results.

      Because he knows the voters don’t look for results. They are only after freebies.

      1. So what do u suggest him to do?
        I support him for bringing those “corrupt” to justice. Dapat nga bitay ang kapalit ng mga big time thieves! They are the ultimate cause of poverty and resulting to OFW’s. Too much red tape made foreign investors to invest elsewhere resulting to millions of unemployment! Philippine govt. Should provide jobs for Filipinos!
        Ok Lang ang philchealth ang pamigay, thats for the Filipinos! Some govt officials get money from crooks and govt proj.budget. Open your eyes, don’t let this crook buy your article too…

        1. @Vic Alba

          I suggest he focus on things that will help bring unity and real prosperity to majority of Filipinos.

          I support him for bringing those “corrupt” to justice.

          Is there no more corruption in the Philippines now that GMA is locked up in Veterans hospital? What about the indiscretions during PNoy’s term? Why do you choose to ignore them?

          Has the court proven the charges against GMA anyway? The evidence against her are so weak that her continued detention is starting to look illegal. You cannot pin all the blame on a sigle person like GMA for all the ills of the land. The Filipino people also need to take personal accountability for their action and inaction. They vote for incompetent public officials every election.

          Hinde ok ipamigay ang Philhealth card during campaign rallies because the ignorant voters will equate it with “blessings” from the candidates.

        2. Please, you’re just a whiny little biatch (actually a GIRLY MAN) who always whine about putting out any corrupt official w/o understanding the full length of the corruptions. And it was flawed economic policies made foreign investors to invest elsewhere, not red tape nonsense.

          There are many crooks, yes. But the Aquino-Cojaungco clan and their cronies are the biggest crooks ever. Please, open your eyes. You’re just TROLLING. 😛

          But what do I expect from a ignorant Pinoy pleb like you to know?

          Fact: Corruption isn’t the cause. It’s the effect of how the people and the politicians interact with the government that doesn’t work!

        3. Here are some things for starters

          Political
          Anti-dynasty law
          Anti-epal law
          SALN publication
          Abolish PDAF/pork barrel

          Economic
          Chater change – remove 60/40 provision
          Join TPP – trans pacific partnership
          Be active member of ASEAN 2015
          Property purchase for foreigners – restricted places/conditions
          Infrastructure projects

          Social
          FoI prioritise
          Decriminalise libel
          Divorce bill
          Distribute land as agreed – CARP – including hacienda luisita

          Technology
          Upgrade ICT (informations communications technology) to cabinet level dept

          Cultural/values
          Show respect for seperation of powers
          Be consistent in bringing charges/absolving of blame
          Stop interfering in detail – be strategic – be a leader
          Stop being divisive

          General
          Utilise think tanks
          Network beyond shooting buddies!!

          Beyond p-noy, who can only lead a bunch of lemmings of a cliff

          open your brain and think for yourself. is that possible.

        4. Still why give out those Philhealth during an election when they can be given any time before an election? Consider the fact that it is almost bribery. As for going after the corrupt, he is selective when it comes to doing it since he exonerates anyone of his minions when they are caught with their follies.

        5. The DOH chief himself said that no PhilHealth card was distributed in the LP campaigns. There goes your “tsismis news”.

    2. Noynoy was not part of Laban. Well the guy did nothing. So he has to do something. Making L signs, even a two year old can do that. Noynoy was as part of Laban as I was a part of Lombardi’s Green Bay Packers.

  2. P-noy could also show some sensitivity, and do some work, by reviewing the atimonan massacre report, which he, and ochoa, clearly want to bury, especially during the election period.

      1. PNoy needs more time to make a decision about it.

        And yet he wastes his time going to campaign rallies instead of spending it deliberating on important issues with his cabinet members. His prioritisation sucks!

        1. Without the Aquino government, high GDP would not be attained.

          It is caused by the successful anti-corruption drive of the president, which in turn results to good governance and finally making an impact to the economy.

        2. “Without the Aquino government, high GDP would not be attained.”

          Lies. High GDP would still be attained w/o the Aquino government.

          The anti-corruption drive is still a farce, thanks to the biased media. He just want to select someone and not ALL of them. If he’s serious, then get everyone. Not a few. 😛

      2. Three years as president was more than ample time for the president to act on both economic and social issues. To say that he needs “more time” shows only incompetence on his part to actually manage his priorities.

      3. @eduardo
        You say Aquino needs more time? More time for what? To take more naps? To play more ps3 with josh and bimby? To hide his true sexuality? To hide in the closet wearing his yellow pajamas while clutching his yellow teddy bear?

        You say Aquino needs more time? Well i’ve got news for you, he has already wasted three years and you still say he needs more time? You gotta be f*cking kidding us if you think we would still give him our trust in running this country.

  3. If PNoy is best in campaigning and not in working, why did the Philippine GDP grew more than our neighbor countries? Why are the people satisfied with his performance? I think you’re only making an assumption, that won’t work.

    1. @eduardo

      What did PNoy do exactly to help the Philippine GDP grow? Please be specific.

      Why are the people satisfied with his performance?

      Don’t ask us that question. Ask the people who you think are satisfied with his performance. You can even ask yourself. Why are you satisfied? You obviously don’t have a problem with him campaigning instead of working.

    2. “Assumption” so sayeth the troll. Do not talk to us about “assumptions” when all you can do is malign and offer no refute to our “assumptions”

        1. No matter how many aliases that dumb f**k uses, he is always at a disadvantage here since he is outnumbered.

    3. Hoist eduardong pulpol, pinagyayabang mo na kaagad yang GDP eh dapat nga dyan mas malaki pa dahil napakalaki pa rin ang dapat ihabol natin sa ibang mga bansa. Nations who’re bigger and more successful don’t measure success by just looking at GDP, since theirs would move more slowly—eh malaki na kasi sila, at karamihan sa kanila nasa first-world na. GDP is just growth, but we should ask how much of our economy still depends on other countries through our OFWs. You cannot emphasize this and neglect the real pressing problems in our country.

      Wala naman yang GDP dahil alipores lang nyan nakikinabang dyan. Mahina talaga si AbNoy kung umaasa sa mga fanatic supporters tulad ni eduardong pulpol at KKK propaganda para lang masabing mabuti sya sa kawawang pinas.

    4. @eduardo

      Don’t you have any shred of shame in claiming that our GDP improved because of Penoy?

      It grew from 2011 3.9% to 2012 6.6% and you’re crediting it to Penoy!

      Jeez,from what planet are you living?

      Here’s our GDP prior to Penoy’s –

      Our GDP Performance 2010 GMA/Penoy Governance

      1st Q (Jan to Mar) 7.8% (strong start-under GMA’s watch)

      2nd Q (Apr to Jun) 8.2% (attributed to election but still under GMA,s watch)

      3rd Q (Jul to Sep) 6.3% (strong decline under Penoy’s watch)

      4th Q (Oct to Dec) 7.1% (recovering under Penoy’s watch)

      And has declined to 3.9% in 2011 under Penoy’s watch.

      Question – from 2010’s 7.1% down to 2011’s 3.9%, is it still GMA’s fault?

      The number to beat is the 2010 1st quarter 7.8%.

  4. Some other issues the electorate need to remember about this noynoying incompetent and his kkk – the worst of the worst

    p-noy – 3 years of doing and achieving nothing, except lining the pockets of hus friends and backers

    Privatisation of hospitals – a death knell for the poor
    Closed bidding – philippine orthopeadic center (5.6 billion) – why!!!
    PPP – failed strategy
    Derailed FoI – so much for transparency
    Cybercrime bill – tried to turn it into big brother
    Puno arms scandal – no punishments
    Ochoa 100 million house – quietly forgetten
    Llamas dvd’s and ak47 – p-noys communist adviser
    Naguiat bribes – pagcor, ‘business’ as usual!
    Sereno appointment – so incompetent it is an insult to the law
    Torres – lto corruption – corruption investigation quiety dropped
    Comms group – so bad it takes 3 to make up stories
    Luneta massacre – no charges
    Atimonan massacre – malacanan involved
    Govt debt – skyrocketed in last 3 years, but no infrastructure projects – where has the money gone
    Poverty – getting worse
    Electricity and commodity prices – monopoly profits – even higher prices
    FDI – foreign investment worse than 2010 – so much for all the sales trips ( p-noy couldnt sell water in a desert). International community rates aquino a liability
    Pork barrel – increased by p-noy. A mark of his bribery and corruption
    Gma – lets have a trial is so convinced of guilt. Cases being discharged through lack of evidence
    Persecution – garcia, mayors
    Criminals escaping jail/country
    Tax evasion – increasing
    Illegal imports
    2000 containers missing
    Illegal gambling – jueteng
    Intelligence fund
    Hacienda luisita
    Natural disasters – parties/photo ops rather than helping communities. Only red cross and ngo’s doing the work, not government
    Extrajudicial killings – increasing
    Private armies – still prevalent – not disbanded
    Divisive leadership
    De lima – disregard of rule of law – affair with taxpayer provided driver
    Comelec – pacada – graft case (p-noy paid bail)

    Am sure people can add others to show why p-noy is just a bad teleprompter reader and an insult to the term leader

        1. i dont think they will say anything.
          beyond hypocritical slogans they have no logic, independent thought or answers. cowardly so yellow is a good color for them.

    1. And the list just keeps getting longer. We’ll be adding campaign violations soon, starting with the distribution of PhilHealth cards as bribes.

      Meanwhile the FOI bill remains in limbo. (Although given Malacañang’s insertions, that might not be such a bad thing.)

      1. Well you could say that BSA sabotaged the FOI bill by making sure it’s doesn’t pass or that is so Yellow-altered that we don’t want it. Admittedly it is a sound strategy and it’s called a “Xanatos Gambit” regardless of whether the bill is passed or not BSA wins.

  5. The “great leader” of the Republic was called a dictator by many people. It is not about the people, the country, the constitution and the flag. It is all about I, Me, Myself. It is all about wearing different masks and deceiving the people.

      1. This is certainly isn’t our current democracy. The people make a spectator sport of it, turn into a mob when it goes haywire and lay reason to do such an act as ‘people power’. I guess not following the process and being orderly and upstanding citizens is not ‘people power’ as well eh?

      2. i would say the philippines is a feudal oligarchy masquerading as a democracy, wrapped up in dictatorship, and tied with a ribbon of hypocricy.
        election campaigns are simply trapos bearing bribes. beware – remember the greeks!

        1. Actually could make the basis of an ad

          Expectant child unwrapping nicely wrapped present/gift box, only to be disappointed that inside it is empty.

          Tears
          Strapline – ‘ empty promises also do not feed empty stomachs’

  6. Huwag na iboto mga trapos & senatongs. Ito subukan natin:

    Senatorial Candidates 2013

    Social Justice Society:
    Samson Alcantara

    Democratic Party of the Philippines:
    Greco Belgica
    Baldomero Falcone
    Christian Señeres

    Ang Kapatiran Party:
    Rizalito David
    John Carlos de los Reyes
    Marwil Llasos

    Independent:
    Edward Hagedorn

    UNA:
    Richard Gordon
    Mitos Magsaysay
    Migz Zubiri

    sorry guys if i’m naligaw…

      1. Dick gordon is generally one of the strong candidates, but when i look at the list of senatorial candidates i genuinely struggle to find 2-3 who are very good, and only another 3-4 who might be ok/worth giving a chance, so the system, as reflected by the current senators, means 50% plus of the dross, are still going to get elected, due to a low quality of candidates from the outset, and a gene pool governed by the financial muscle or the trapo families.
        If a country can elect a lazy, stupid crook like lito lapid into the senate then all hope is lost.
        Am sure it is even worse at congress/local level

        1. Fact: eduardo is a BIGGER IDIOT.

          The likes of your kind are killing the Philippines. Truth is that Gordon is never considered a TRAPO since he’s a hard worker. Mas mayabang si eduardo because Gordon is, after all, speaking the truth.

          EPIC FAIL. 😛

    1. Here are my candidates:

      Juan Edgardo Angara
      Bam Aquino
      Alan Peter Cayetano
      Francis Escudero
      Risa Hontiveros
      Loren Legarda
      Ramon Magsaysay, Jr.
      Aquilino Pimentel III
      Grace Poe
      Antonio Trillanes IV
      Cynthia Villar
      Nancy Binay

      1. thanks for the list of who not to vote for.
        as someone who clearly knows nothing about politics your ‘endorsement’ is a death knell

      2. Practically every last one of these are families who have been in the business of the legislature for decades. Their parents have never fulfilled anything with the platforms they’ve been using and re-using for years. And here they are again extolling the virtues of their political dynasties.

        You’d have to be completely delusional to buy into their lies.

      3. There’s no way I will vote for those yellow pricks. Your propaganda is starting to look very very pathetic. Zero votes for the LP.

  7. Even before the 2010 election, we have been saying that the PCOS has been tampered, the Automated Election Process has been bought by a wealthy and powerful group. That was the final step in grabbing power. The foundations of Daang Matuwid began when Arroyo flatly denied Cory’s request to exclude Hacienda Luisita from agrarian reform. Cory vowed to bring down Arroyo. Cory allied with anyone who wanted to see Arroyo fall from grace, that included Erap’s bloc and every opportunity seeking politician. Meanwhile, GMA, isolated in her position as President, continued to hold the reigns of government. It was she who said “Decisions have to be made, no matter how unpopular I would rather fix the economy than be a popular politician”.

    Who do you think created the Hello Garci escapade? Worse, who advised GMA, to go on National TV with an “I am sorry”. Who else but Lupita Concio Kashiwahara. GMA never considered the fact that Lupita was playing her. Lupita is an Aquino, sister of Ninoy. Drillon set GMA up pushing GMA to make “mistakes” which of course Abad, Soliman, Purisima, and Deles took advantage of. It was all planned, the singing of “we will hang on together”, the Hyatt 10 episode, the Trillanes affair, the Danny Lim rebellion, The Querubin mutiny…..all these were part of a bigger plan. Don’t forget Ricky Carandang, and Ces Drillon’s seemingly perfect timing for covering attempted coups. Of course they were being used, and as for Carandang, he was very much a part of the plan to destabilize and grab power from GMA. All that didn’t work as we know. However, it will play a big role once the most important element is controlled, THE AUTOMATED ELECTION SYSTEM. With a demonized president, who will suspect the results of an election that is rigged for an LP win, a Mar Roxas presidency.

    The LP allowed GMA to survive an impeachment with the use of pork barrel. FPJ was used by the opposition, he was fed all the false news about the election cheating. Being new to politics, they fell for it. Who benefited then? Of course the LP who accepted the added pork barrel releases. Pangilinan’s NOTED was memorable. he knew there was no cheating, but he had to make it look like election fraud was possible. After creating fear, uncertainty and doubt, the LP knew they could win the 2010 election. The added pork barrel in their pockets only meant that the LP had more money to spend. Their war chest was full. Cory’s death of course caused a change in plans….NOYNOY Aquino.

    Noynoy was a non-performer in Congress and the Senate. Noynoy, though having the advantage of a dead mother needed a lot of help…a lot of packaging. They wagered on the Filipinos being gullible. Abad and Drillon knew this from their past maneuverings. Llamas and Hontiveros were needed to step up the Demonizing of everything Arroyo. NOYNOY AQUINO had to be guaranteed a win in the 2010 presidential elections. DEMONIZE the opposition, that was the smoke and mirrors, the LP needed something more solid to guarantee the win. How else could anyone make sure that the 2010 elections will be a sure win? That brings us to the PCOS. It is the best evidence of how to take power in the Philippines. It has been proven to work as a means of controlling who will win. It can be bought, it can be manipulated.

    With all the moves of Noynoy as president it only proves that they will do it again in 2013 and 2016. Debts and favors are being paid, not by those who came to power, but by the ordinary Filipino people. Rising prices in the very industries that are owned by Noynoy’s relatives and supporters continues to pay for the Noynoy win. This will continue while they are in power. An LP win in 2013 (which is guaranteed) will let the suffering continue while Noynoy and his “economists” window-dress the GDP and statistics (Who cares about credit ratings, they are issued by agencies with self-interests), claim that the stock market is an economic indicator and trumpet the real-estate boom. Of course everybody knows that the stock market is not an indicator ( foreign funds park their money and suck up profits at the expense of the ordinary local individual Filipino investor). Real estate is not a boon to the economy and this will be seen once “cheap” funds run dry….the bubble will burst. soon. There will be no buyers, not even OFW funds who have lost a huge 20% in the value of their earnings.

    If this is the Philippines you want in the next 3 to six years, then by all means sing praises to Noynoy and his cohorts….but don’t forget to thank Brillantes. He was put there to do a job, and earn money as well. With all that Brillantes is showing, he has his mind set to achieving his objective. In all jis pronouncements, read between the lines. he is actually telling Noynoy and his LP: “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED”.
    credit to the guy from daily tribune

    1. Wow! Yang si AbNoy, mga Cojuangco-Aquino, sila Brillantes, Jose Abad, Drilon, etc.—ngayon pa lang nangingitim na mga buto nyan—sunog na kaluluwa ng mga iyan wala pa sila sa impyerno. Hindi natutulog ang Diyos. Their selfish ambitions know no limit.

  8. ..”.why did the Philippine GDP grew.”..There goes again that nauseating grammar of that palace defender/propagandist Eduardo. I do not know why GRP allows him to propagate his inanities. The legion of GRP readers might pick up his Tarzan English and make that their career. Just as the TV newscasters are able to spread wrong grammar Eduardo can have a very bad influence on our young people.

    1. Think of Eduardo as a specimen or example. When one compares his comments to others here who have a discerning and intelligent mind one can see that he has no real substance in his acts.

      1. ‘I think – no, I’m positive – that eduardo is the most uneducated troll I have ever encountered.
        In the time he has polluted cyberspace with his inanity and profanity, he has demonstrated every negative characteristic known to man, and even discovered a few new ones.
        He is emotionally stunted,
        intellectually retarded, possesses a void in place of a brain, is morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, has no taste, a lousy sense of humour and most probably smells.
        He may well be the missing link connecting baboons to orangutans in the chain of evolution ( no offence intended – to baboons)
        He is not even interesting enough to make me sick, and his birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
        His mother wanted the zoo to adopt him, but the other animals objected. A true p-noy mini-me.’

        Adapted

  9. Campaigning in the philippine elections

    A mix of pantomime, fairy stories, and gangster movies.

    So kris ‘motormouth’ aquino cannot resist keeping quiet, out of the limelight, and out of politics, and announces she will campaign for her not so secret crush, chiz ‘jug ears’ escudero. A match made in joke heaven.

    They will take their pantomime show on the road in may, and enact a modern version of the classic j.m. barrie allegory, ‘peter pan’ – ( original stage play title – “the boy who wouldn’t grow up” – and judging by escudero’s ridiculous twitter avatar, he is peter pan personified)

    “Oh, the cleverness of me”
    Peter, in peter pan

    Together they take politics into Nevernever land, complete with pirates who steal, fairies who dance in the palace, and an overweight tinkerbell, ably portrayed by abigail ‘a big fail’ valte.

    The crocodile, ( originally due to be played by lolong – R.I.P), will be substituted by the equally voracious peping cojuangco, as they all journey through the Maze of (no) Regrets, and arrive at Neverspeak ( the truth) mountain.

    “A girl is worth 20 boys” – wendy, peter pan
    ‘ ok, take my sister in exchange for 20 boys’ – p-noy

    —-

    Not to be outdone, there will be a remake of miami vice which featured uber-cool tubbs and crocket. ( and a great soundtrack)

    Erap and lim will star in the remake ‘ manila vice’ as the uber-old tubby and crocked ( complete with karaoke)

    1. Wait, you talked about Lolong. Why is misfortune on the largest crocodile in the world instead of the jailed ex-president that brought disgrace to our country?

      1. Heheh, the Aquino-Cojuangco clan is a bigger crocodile compared to Arroyo. Just accept the fact that you’re just dumb.

        eduardo is indeed, a DISGRACE. 😛

        1. eduardo shows why education, and going to university is so important.
          without it you end up as a desperate troll and devoid of opinion, knowledge, and any respect

      2. you clearly dont understand english, satire, politics, or the point so can only make a fatuous comment. par for the course, and as a representative of the yellow cult a vivid example of why p-noy is up sh#t creek without a paddle

    1. agree
      he has had his 15 minutes of opportunity and has become boring with no intention of making any meaningful or substantiated comment, and no doubt he and his ilk will only escalate their sloganeering without any opinions. his masters voice.

  10. abnoy deserves to be assassinated while campaigning for his team penoy. hindi na nahiya, sa dami ng trabaho ng isang presidente, pakampanya-kampanya pa sa mga basurang katulad nya. dapat ng tigbakin si abnoy. it’s high time now na lagyan ng butas sa sintido ang mga hinayupak na iyan.

  11. Inaadya na rin siguro ng tadhana na magkaroon ng sunod sunod na bagyo sa mindanao para mabigyan ng pansin ang problema nito. dahil kung hindi nagkaroon ng bagyo o kalamidad malamang tulog pa rin ang usaping ukol sa mindanao (i.e. black-out, sabah, pablo victims etc…) natutulog kasi sa kangkungan ang presidente natin eh kaya hindi maubusan ng problema at batikos sa kapalpakan ng pamumuno niya. Ni walang bahid na naging masipag sa pagiging mambabatas ng siya’y nasa congress at senate lalo na ngayon presidente siya. Maliban sa pagiging palengkero na walang sawa sa kakaputak! what a shame! kalalaking tao nagger!

  12. My impression of this president, whether campaigning or in the office, is that he really does little of the work. Perhaps he signs a few papers, that’s it. I think he even doesn’t make any decisions; others do it for him. Even most of the paperwork that should have been done by him is actually handled by other staff. He’ll probably just go play with Nephew Josh or with his console games.

    1. That is absolutely right, and the elephant in the room.
      P-noy has become/always was a ceremonial president, – ribbon cutting, reading prepared speeches, time for relatively unimportant trips abroad, endless campaign sorties as ‘poster boy’, late night karaoke with his ‘mates’, and hence the noynoying tag, even from those in malacanan,- he clearly is the puppet, so the question is which unelected people are the masters really running the country behind the scenes and taking the decisions.
      The country is so far from a democracy and moving further away as those in the shadows become more entrenched, especially with the farcical and almost blatant election fraud which comelec are setting up for 2013 elections. It doesn’t even take an IT expert to recognise the flaws and ways to manipulate PCOS software, let alone tge surrounding procedures and transmission process.
      in the kingdom of IT illiterates, brillantes is the blind leading the blind.

    2. Yes, correct. He is just a figure head. Sadly his cranium has just as much in it as the hair on his head. The guy was useless before the election and he is useless after it. Yet people so enthralled by his presence in our lives. Man we are dumb.

  13. Aquino is a lazy President. He is a “bulakbol”. He has many responsibilities, and his works are there, waiting to be done. But, instead, he goes on campaigning. He is not even a candidate. What is his business in campaigning.?To save his Hacienda Luisita?
    Tamad talaga , ang taong ito. He is born rich and somebody must take care of his needs.

  14. “Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other’s work.”
    Ann

    Stupid people annoy me, lazy people annoy me, hypocricy annoys me, bad leadership annoy me.
    P-noy manages the feat of combining all four characteristics, so he really p!sses me off

  15. I just can’t comprehend why do these trolls decide to post nonsense on this kind of topic. Really, it is well-timed for them to strike back. Of all the threads to troll and they chose to defend their “all-holy” AbNoy..

    So this is happening to the campaign period of the Administration party, huh? Seems legit for someone who is incompetent enough to set aside his daily job and go run to advertise his trapo candidates.

    Sorry I don’t watch TV these days. It’s just now that I had knowledge with this, uhh, event. 🙂

  16. People need to remember that the LP is a small party, hence their difficulty in getting any genuine LP candidates for 2013 mid-term elections, but they now have unlimited money and have put their nodding dogs in the key positions – comelec,SC, Ombudsman, so all the effort of the administration is, and has been since day 1, focussed on retaining power in 2016, not working for the country.

    The elections are more like marketing and selling a brand of soap powder. Gloss to hide dross.
    Style but no substance. Personality not policy.

    No doubt kris aquino will be on board soon. A well worn formula.

  17. if p-noy gets control of senate then arch turncoat drilon will become senate president and the country will have meekly given away democracy, freedoms, and will pay a heavy price, socially and economically for being apathetic and subservient.

  18. Until the cojuangco-aquinos are out of politics including the media and political prostitute kris aquino, the dumb bum bam aquino, and every other brain impaired or self interested family member then democracy can hardly get out of the delivery room, let alone grow and mature.
    To the aquino’s it is a monopolistic business run for profit and self exposure.
    The whole family has done nothing other than promote the brand – no advocacies, no achievements.
    Stole land through a financial scam and then massacred people to keep it
    Now playing legal games to keep what is not even theirs
    Harboured and supported communists
    A grandfather who was a traitor to the country by helping the japanese during the war – they like to keep that very quiet!
    They like to think they are royalty, but compared to the genuine article are simply a cheap chinese copy with no quality or longevity

  19. Expect that the trolls are on a parade along EDSA singing “magkaisa! May liwag na natatanaw”. All I can see is a country shrouded in darkness, blindfolded; the only thing that they can see is a yellow ribbon, that is originally a symbol for a disease.

  20. Pablo Victims ransacking the DSWD warehouse because of hunger, Sabah and West Philippine sea dispute, increasing vehicle accidents, oil spill in Pangasinan and La Union and many more. One thing really bothers my mind, WTF is PNoy doing? WTF is running in his mind or is his mind really running?

    Pablo hit Last December and it is already nearing March and they haven’t even distributed relief goods. And now they call them, as Ms Valte said, “Asal Hayop” and that’s not all they are going to file charges? What in the world is happening?!

    Maybe it’s their intention to delay the distribution of the relief goods so that they can use it for their political gain.And about Sabah, they will also file charges for the Filipinos who went there?

    I’m just curious on who or what handles the mail or all documents in Malacanyang, I

  21. Pablo Victims ransacking the DSWD warehouse because of hunger, Sabah and West Philippine sea dispute, increasing vehicle accidents, oil spill in Pangasinan and La Union and many more. One thing really bothers my mind, WTF is PNoy doing? WTF is running in his mind or is his mind really running?

    Pablo hit Last December and it is already nearing March and they haven’t even distributed relief goods. And now they call them, as Ms Valte said, “Asal Hayop” and that’s not all they are going to file charges? What in the world is happening?!

    Maybe it’s their intention to delay the distribution of the relief goods so that they can use it for their political gain.And about Sabah, they will also file charges for the Filipinos who went there?

    I’m just curious on who or what handles the mail or all documents in Malacanyang, I’m wodering how they can a document sent personally by a royalty, a Sultan, be lost? Maybe the mailman don’t know where Malacanyang is.

    I’m still facinated that many Filipinos still believe in a President that uses a yellow ribbon rather than our flag. I’m expecting and really hoping to find out on how they are going to connect GMA this time to catch the blame. This would be fun. Hahaha

    1. I doubt that they would be able to blame gma again for aquino’s latest fuck up. The yellow colored shit has officially hit the fan for aquino. The countdown to aquino’s downfall isn’t stopping. No amount of propaganda and mind control can save aquino now.

  22. In my own opinion I agree of everything you said. Well, the President seems to think that his political party holds the monopoly on great ideas. It’s bad enough that he doesn’t welcome opposing views; what’s worse is that he has a reputation for strong-arming the other branches of government into doing what he wants.
    A sign of a healthy democracy is when the government welcomes members of the political opposition. A great leader would be open to listening to all arguments from different political parties. And, likewise, a truly charismatic leader would use his wit and intelligence to persuade the public including the opposition to agree with his views without using bribes or sanctions that may include the denial of pork barrel funds, just like what happened during the signing of the impeachment complaints against former Chief Justice Renato Corona as pointed out by defense witness, Congressman Toby Tiangco during the impeachment trial in 2012.
    Unfortunately, BS Aquino doesn’t seem to know how democracy truly works. It appears he thinks that for his “Daang Matuwid” to succeed, members of Congress should all come from the Liberal Party – his party. He might as well abolish the other branches of government because what he envisions, it seems, is a one-party state system or an authoritarian state.
    The problem here is that BS Aquino is no Lee Kuan Yew. BS Aquino’s priorities do not even serve to benefit the majority of Filipinos. Just look at where he wasted three years of his six-year term: to the incarceration of former President Gloria Arroyo, to the removal of Renato Corona from the Supreme Court, to the continuous persecution of GMA, and to campaigning for Liberal Party candidates. He could have done a lot of things really, if he wasn’t too preoccupied with exacting revenge against his perceived political enemies. Now we see that he is not even beyond using PhilHealth cards to buy votes. There is no limit to how low BS Aquino would go to just to get what he wants. I think his been unreasonable of doing this “Daan Matuwid”? what would happen if his partY & senators did not win or some win and the opposing team wins is his plans still works? Does he still listen to the voice of opposition? what will happen to our country?

  23. there’ s a lot more problem to face rather campaign. let them do the things. If it ends, whatever happens whoever wins just hear there voices

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